"Nice try, kid, but you'll never be as goofy looking as me."
From:
PWW
(Mon Apr 4 21:30:17 2005)
"You kept your medals?"
From:
John Kerry
(Tue Apr 5 15:26:57 2005)
"Have you ever seen a grown man naked, Timmy?
Do you like gladiator movies?"
From:
gigi fitt
(Fri Oct 14 01:35:36 2005)
Good, kid, good. Make that face whenever you get hurt in front of people and you'll get that merit badge for noble self-sacrifice. Just make sure you use plenty of fake blood! Then join the Navy, fake a few injuries and you'll be set for life!
From:
fly by night
(Wed Dec 14 17:44:33 2005)
Are you a gay boy scout, or a boy scout who's gay?
