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May 22, 2002

something to make any girl proud | a retraction

something to make any girl proud | a retraction

I just cured myself, albeit temporarily of the previously described heartache. What did I do? I simply went to my X's porn website, where he sells access to the 'world famous' Shemale Attitude web site.

I mean, what woman wouldn't be proud to call this lying, deceptive and disloyal man her boyfriend? Especially when introducing him to her parental units and has to explain what he does;

Any Girl: Mom, Dad, I love this guy.
Mom & Dad: What does he do in his spare time?
Any Girl: He resells access to the Ultimate Transexual web site
Mom & Dad: Keep looking baby, you deserve better

I think I feel better now. Wouldn't you?

Posted by Moxie at May 22, 2002 2:45 AM |Stumble It! | | del.icio.us