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September 16, 2002

handbags and shoes

handbags and shoes

No one really looks good when they wake up in the morning.
Everyone has a little trouble trying to figure out what to wear.

Lots of folks want to wear the one thing they forgot to wash over the weekend. Some might hamper dive, retrieve the item and conduct a scientifically designed sniff test. Most of us decide we prefer to wear clean clothes. But if someone out there opts for the dirty clothing fate will make sure that I have to stand next to him/her in a hot crowded room.

Men have it easier than women; they wear suits or pants and shirts to work. Well unless they like skirts and dresses too.

Women have too many options. Most women aren't good at making decisions so the choice between pants, skirts and dresses not to mention jewelry, scarves and other accessories can ruin a girl's day. My tastes run on the plain side, I like to accessorize my outfits with carefully placed cat hair. Jewelry is so 2001. I coordinate the color of the cat hair with my shoes and handbags.

This woman likes to have two handbags on her at all times. I don't think anyone will even notice she forgot to brush her hair with an ensemble like that.

Posted by Moxie at September 16, 2002 1:35 PM |Stumble It! | | del.icio.us