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September 17, 2002

when did it all go downhill?

when did it all go downhill?

A lot of my readers email and ask me how I got to be so silly. Of course, I'm paraphrasing by replacing their word 'insane' with my word 'silly.'

Really, I recall being a very serious, introverted child. Not at all a ham or playful I'd sit quietly in the corner learning to crochet. When I wasn't crocheting I was studying and learning one of the 80 languages that I can read and understand to this day. If I didn't have my head buried in a book I could be found identifying all the local flora and fauna in our brownstone's little backyard.

I hated to be photographed -- a sentiment that is still with me today. By age twelve I still had an imaginary friend, and had gained an imaginary bosom.

My favorite pastime was trying to blend in with everyone else. The fewer people who noticed me the better. For this reason I loved uniforms.
I was dating a Bee Gee brother (to this day i can't tell you which) and to keep myself busy I took a job at McDonalds. Just so that we could have some semblance of a normal life while living in our Malibu mansion.

But it was difficult to live my life with my folks always poking their heads in my room and telling me that I had to eat or clean my room. Nag, nag, nag. That's why I never nagged Mr.bee gee nor any of the multitudes of famous men who have tried to fill his shoes since.

Not many know this but Shawn Cassidy was my first boyfriend, after that I dated Davy Jones and after my relationship with the bee gee failed I moved on to Simon LeBon. I don't know everything is still somehow the same. Twenty odd years later. I guess I was always silly.

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