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September 25, 2002

sports commentary for those who care | by someone who doesn't watch sports

sports commentary for those who care | by someone who doesn't watch sports

If you are anything like me then you just can't get enough curling. At long last, a 3-D curling game has been released for the PC. Productivity is bound to decrease once our copy arrives at Moxie headquarters. The reviewer promises, "curling fanatics alike will find what they are looking for in Take-Out Weight Curling." I suddenly feel like my life is much more complete.

Some dude named Randy Moss was arrested for bumping and dragging a traffic patrol officer with his car. He plays for the Minnesota Vikings, we're not entirely sure which sport that team plays or where Minnesota is but Moss indicated he's looking into the competitive bumper car circuit. Mikey Dubrowsky, 14 who won the championship in the Kansas City carnival circuit said, "Bring it on. He doesn't scare me."

Excitement was high here in the moxie sports newsroom as India's cricket team won over South Africa and will enter the finals at the Champions' Cup.

Tiger Woods is in the UK hitting that little ball into the hole. He irritated a few Brits by skipping ahead of the Europeans during a practice session.

Risking his life on the very dangerous badminton court the injured Choong Tan Fook, will compete on the nine-man national badminton squad in the Busan Asian Games.

US women win the world hoops title but express shock and disbelief that the majority of Americans were unaware we even had a women's team involved in the championship. Sheryl Swoopes and Lisa Leslie will begin a Women's Basketball Awareness campaign upon returning to the US.

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