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September 27, 2002

there goes the neighborhood

I've been listening to my neighbor screaming at the top of her lungs in a very strong New York accent. From what I can tell some dude Howie didn't pay her phonebill while she was in the hospital for two months. I guess her phone hasn't been shut off quite yet because she keeps hanging up on him.

Though intrigued by the local drama my thirst was calling. I walked to the corner store to get a soda and could hear this loudmouth a block away telling him she never wanted to have his children. Given the sounds of both of them, I silently agreed that it's probably for the best. Howie also forgot to pay her rent and she's about to be evicted.

Good, I think to myself.

Then I realize, she's been shouting *exactly* the same things to Howie for over an hour.
She's practicing for an audition.

Gawd I hope she gets it, makes tons of money and moves out of my neighborhood.
Oh the joys of living in LA.

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