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November 17, 2004
what are they smoking?
Post election, it almost seems unfair to poke fun at the losers dejected liberals, however the mind-altered citizens of Berkeley, California (the patchouli capital of the world) are always fair game.
In Berkeley, they are spending over 50k a year to deep freeze abandoned belongings of the local homeless intellectuals. VRWC members -- read the whole thing. I dare you not to laugh until you cry.
But wait! Cryogenically freezing trash is not the only service being offered. Oh no, no no!
Another fifty thousand dollars a year is spent to provide the homeless with free storage space. The drunk on the corner no longer has to worry about losing those moldy shoes he pulled out of the dumpster while he goes to court for public intoxication and hygienic indecency. Oh wait, I forgot – we’re talking about Berkeley where hygienic indecency is a way of life.
Simmer down – you guessed it – there’s even more….
In the Patchouli Capital they also spend $100,000 annually so that two aging hippies can clean up after what must be nothing less than Berkeley’s own stinkin’ royalty. I’m no mathematician, but I’d guess those two people are making somewhere near 40-50k a year to corral stolen shopping carts filled with clothes that haven’t been washed since the 60’s.
With all the money spent, between the 8k for the container, 61k for the property, 100k for the homeless intellectual nannies, the 50k for storage units -- a Republican in Jesusland could have started a job training service. Or at least a cheap walk-through shower. Cleanliness is next to Godliness!
What’s next in that homeless wonderland ? A turn-down service wherein a French maid will arrive at your cardboard box, turn down your bed and leave a fresh mint on your pillow?
Silly me, I thought the Democrats didn’t do anything to "help" the poor.
Posted by Moxie at November 17, 2004 2:49 PM
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that is pretty ridiculous.
Posted by: Fil at November 17, 2004 4:30 PM
Mox
You are Right on! as always.
Posted by: al of the lake at November 17, 2004 4:37 PM
Oh wow....
Posted by: the CO at November 17, 2004 4:52 PM
Geez, they could equip the whole police force there with anti-hippy bullets! (You know, the capsules filled with soap and job applications)
Posted by: RingWing at November 17, 2004 5:13 PM
You hit that one out of the park Mox!! But you forgot one little thing. The Berkeley crowd plotting to make us PAY for the maid while, as usual, exempting themselves from picking up the tab.
Posted by: EdWonk at November 17, 2004 6:10 PM
Good Gawd Man!
Posted by: Aunti at November 17, 2004 7:01 PM
i'm amazed at how many people can fit their head up your ass at once moxie.
Posted by: mushroom cloud at November 17, 2004 7:26 PM
Awww, I guess 'shroom isn't getting any satisfaction with his gerbils.........
http://lemmiwinksisabeast.ytmnd.com/
Posted by: reagan80 at November 17, 2004 7:52 PM
hey bro, you're the one with the gerbil link, not me...
Posted by: mushroom cloud at November 17, 2004 8:44 PM
mushroom cloud, I'm amazed that you can type with your tiny, limited mind.
Posted by: Moxie at November 17, 2004 9:26 PM
Cloud has to type. He cant talk with that dick in his mouth
Posted by: Jack Hamilton at November 17, 2004 10:23 PM
Right wing cracked me up.
Posted by: Jack Hamilton at November 17, 2004 10:23 PM
"What if you've got your medication in there?''
"Medication?" Okay, folks. This is Berkeley - how long til they stop freezing the stuff and start gathering 'round to burn it instead?
Posted by: Tim Higgins at November 17, 2004 11:24 PM
lieave a mint on their pillow? leave a mint julip maybe. and leave it on their rock.
the lemmewinks ref cracked me up.
Posted by: mlah at November 18, 2004 1:45 PM
