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November 19, 2004
Thanks Slick Willy, you are the best!

There are a lot of moveon.org re-grouping parties going on in LA this weekend. Pop a pill and curse the 51% of America that has a conscience, not to mention common sense.
I truly wish I had the gumption to go to one (undercover, of course). No scratch that – I wish I’d be able to contain my maniacal laughter as they plot to spread immorality to rid themselves of a Jesusland President who clearly loves both his wife and this country’s freedom.
They will inhale from the bong and speak longingly of the 8 years when Bill Clinton was in the oval office. You know -- the halcyon days when the President of the United States spent time on national security by conducting thorough cavity searches on a plump young intern while encouraging the growth of one free-range organic Osama bin Laden.
The Moveon.org crowd will get all maudlin recalling Slick Willy’s great courage to soil a perfectly good blue dress while “not” receiving sexual favors from that woman during phone calls with foreign leaders.
To the unwashed mental midgets, Bill Clinton (like Michael Moore) has been branded a great American Patriot for telling boldfaced lies. Slick Willy gets an extra gold star for telling his lies under oath.
Wake up conservatives!! This is what America should really be about!
Philandering Presidents
Lying under oath
Demonizing god
Neutralizing morality
Ignoring terrorists
Racism
Buy one, get one free abortions
Quadruple gastric bypass on McDonald’s dime
No wonder those godless liberals love the Clintons so much.
Speaking of Slick Willy, I caught a few minutes of the douchebag’s speech at the opening of his porn library. He said the Clinton library was important because it represented how public service is a noble endeavor. Noble? Not in his case.
After spending some time this evening re-reading articles about Clinton’s impeachment, I reflected on the embarrassment it caused our country as a whole. It made me wonder – how much of Clinton’s behavior led directly to President Bush’s election and reelection?
If Slick Willy's legacy doesn’t make you want to turn to the right, I don’t know what would.
Posted by Moxie at November 19, 2004 5:45 AM
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Great Post...
It was a little nauseating watching parts of the Clinton interview last night. They treat him with so much undeserved reverence it's scary. The media treats him like a king.
Posted by: Thunder Runner at November 19, 2004 6:32 AM
The only disappointment I had when I got there is that the bronze sculpture of our Greatest President in the replica Oval Office wasn't yet ready for viewing, so they had the area roped off, no admittance.
I asked one of the attendants why, and he confided that the bronze was not of usual variety with Clinton standing, but sitting behind his desk... kind of like some of those "real life" bronze sculptures you make have seen sitting on park benches elsewhere.
As it turns out that there wasn't any problem with the scupture, but instead with the replica Oval Office desk. The woodworker's mismeasured it, and didn't have enough clearance for Ms. Lewinsky's head.
Hopefully, they'll have that fixed when I come back.
Posted by: Bob Owens at November 19, 2004 7:29 AM
Was there wall-to-wall coverage of other pres. library openings? Clinton is treated like a rock star and, like a rock star, will end up looking sad and pathetic in the end. Prediction: Clinton is not done embarrasing us yet.
Posted by: Howard McEwen at November 19, 2004 8:38 AM
the coverage of the library opening was huge, yes, but not so much for the opening itself, more or less because 4 of the 5 living presidents (exluding Ford, mind you) showed up and made speeches.
Clinton's speech wasn't bad, and on ABC he went on to defend compassionate conservativism and Bush's polical ideology.
Anyway, I've got much less trouble with Clinton's administration than i do with Dubya's. It's those voters who claimed Moral Values were their top priority that hate Clinton.
I get your point, Moxie, but try not to let Ann Coulter's "Clinton-bashing is so in right now" rub off on you quite so much.
Posted by: Fil at November 19, 2004 9:59 AM
Fil Mox is probably to much of a lady to say it so I will. Why dont you go blow willy Billy.
Posted by: Jack Hamilton at November 19, 2004 10:44 AM
By the way Fil that way you can have a Big Gulp.
Posted by: Jack Hamilton at November 19, 2004 10:45 AM
How dare you! Clinton was a genius! He balanced the budget by taxing retirees' Social Security income! Nobody else could make indian giving so chic, you philistines!
Posted by: reagan80 at November 19, 2004 1:06 PM
When Clinton dies/implodes, they should make his Monument resemble Washington's, except with thrice the girth and height. There would, of course, be a sign saying, "You must be this hot to enter."
Posted by: perfectd at November 19, 2004 4:35 PM
Oh, there you go (with the midgets) again.
Posted by: scott at November 19, 2004 8:04 PM
While in Arkansas, we stopped off at the Pizza Hut in Clinton so I could pee.
A symbolic gesture, really.
Posted by: jmflynny at November 19, 2004 8:07 PM
You should see how it is to actually live here in Arkansas and have nothing but Clinton all over the news. All the regular news like murders and such put on the backburner. Weather put on the backburner, and even when the weather comes on they talk about Clinton & the library that looks like a trailor.
Posted by: Tam at November 19, 2004 10:45 PM
I heard that Buddy the dog was stuffed, and put on display in Clinton's new library.
Sweet Jesus!! Not only is this guy a philanderer AND a liar. He's such an egomaniac that he thinks the public wants to see his dead dog?!!
Didn't poor Buddy get hit by a car? Wouldn't that make Bill Clinton an irresponsible pet owner? Allowing his dog to run loose in the street?
And I noticed Hillary looking grim. She's probably dying with jealousy. And who the hell invited that pompous ass, Bono? Doesn't he have some AIDS victims in Africa he needs to tend to?
The only nice thing I noticed was the genuine affection between Clinton and Chelsea. Who, by the way, still looks like a turd in a punchbowl. Evenn after all the plastic surgery she had.
Posted by: Leslie at November 19, 2004 11:39 PM
Bush loves his wife? I doubt he can even get it up with out the help of Monsanto brand erection pills. ;-)
Posted by: jason at November 20, 2004 9:11 AM
You know -- the halcyon days when the President of the United States spent time on national security by conducting thorough cavity searches on a plump young intern while encouraging the growth of one free-range organic Osama bin Laden.
Aren't you being a little tough on Bill? He often multi-tasked when national security was on the agenda. His supporters will no doubt point to his ability to lobby Congress and simultaneously accept Monica's oral attentions -- as he did, for example, during an oval office phone call with Alabama Congressman Sonny Calahan on the issue of Bosnia military deployments.
Posted by: capitano at November 20, 2004 11:18 AM
Anything in the library about Travelgate, Commoditygate, Statetroopergate, Cookiegate, Jenniferflowersgate,Eruptingbimbosgate, Stand-by-your-man-gate,Didn't-inhalegate, Draftdodginggate, or any of the other multitude of 'Gates that were produced in what is probably the most crooked administration since Warren G. Harding?
Posted by: EdWonk at November 20, 2004 1:54 PM
You've just won an award.
Posted by: TheCO at November 20, 2004 10:59 PM
Well, at least that award isn't as bad as Jonny's, but it still sucks anyway. Being moderate isn't very fun or entertaining......
Posted by: reagan80 at November 21, 2004 9:26 AM
I have no respect for others.
Posted by: Anna at November 22, 2004 10:47 PM




