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January 17, 2005
candy is dandy but liquor is quicker
I woke up this morning feeling a bit slighted. Bill Clinton was sleeping on my chest and had apparently forgotten to grope me. Oh well. There's plenty of time for him to correct that.
Bill's back at the pool today, checking out the babes and keeping a watchful eye out for Hillary. Updates will be provided as events unfold.
Posted by Moxie at January 17, 2005 10:01 AM
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Strange. Why does he look like Butthead?
Posted by: Jason at January 17, 2005 11:00 AM
It's a doggie chew toy! I got one for my dogs.
I had to sew the arm back on after they had it for a while. Good doggies!
Posted by: Mark at January 17, 2005 3:18 PM
There was one more provisio from Ogden Nash.
Candy is dandy.
Liquor is quicker.
Pot is not.
Not always true but a really stoned, er, chick, is sometimes less pliable than sleepy.
Posted by: TWC at January 18, 2005 9:33 PM
