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September 6, 2005

what the world needs...

is a journalist named Ron Bon Jovi.

Bid early and often. It's for a good cause!

UPDATE:
Steve H just said to me: I'd pay him 200k if he makes it "long dong jovi". Or even "won ton jovi".

I agree.

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Comments

"long dong jovi"

Reminds me of Long Duck Dong from "Sixteen Candles."

Good times...

Posted by: Damian G. at September 7, 2005 4:09 PM

According to my 90X removed Great Aunt Celia...who as everyone knows died in that infamous expedition searching for the Cyclops' lair on the island of Sicily...the Gauls were bastardizing latin by referring to men who were particularly well endowed as bon-jovi's after the well known fact that Jove... "Ha dovuto legarlo al suo piedino"... which roughly translates to " he hadda tie it to his leg".

So long don jovi is cool. Yeah.

Posted by: gunny at September 7, 2005 4:42 PM

Karl Rovi Jovi

Posted by: Aaron's cc: at September 9, 2005 2:33 AM

I noticed you refer to liberalism as a "mental illness." I might remind you that "liberal" is a broad term. A liberal is someone open to change, so you could say that Thomas Jefferson and John Adams were liberals. Societies are constantly changing, and people need to adapt their government to match their society. Perhaps you think Jefferson and Adams were mentally ill. Okay, you are entitled to your opinion. If that is the case I must assume that you hate democracy, since men like Jefferson and Adams founded democracy in America. If you hate democracy, you are no better than the terrorists who kill our soldiers and bomb our nation. Why not check yourself into a picturesque little Island resort on Guantanamo Bay. You might find that you are in good company.

Posted by: lodi at September 12, 2005 12:38 AM

Blah blah blah blah blah blah, Lodi. Did you use up all your condescending wit or have you kept some back for the holidays?

Posted by: Murel Bailey at September 12, 2005 9:35 AM

Silly Lodi, Moxie doesn't think that Jefferson and Adams were mentally ill, but we all think that you are.

Posted by: el Seco at September 12, 2005 2:40 PM

No there is plenty more wit where that came from. I used to resort to name calling...back in second grade but quickly outgrew that phase.

Posted by: lodi at September 12, 2005 3:32 PM

You outgrew it in the second grade? So that would have been at about the time when you got your driver's license.

Posted by: Steve H. at September 13, 2005 3:02 PM

Lodi? Isn't that the town in CA where they recently caught and deported some budding terrorists?

At any rate, it does seem that the 'Liberal' label has been hijacked by unsavories. Classic Liberalism favored laissez-faire economics, unfettered right to bear arms, and later, to spreading democracy around the globe.

BTW, Jefferson and Adams would have had most modern-day leftists hanged for treason.

Posted by: lauraw at September 18, 2005 2:37 PM

mox, did you hear? NK has agreed to drop its nuke program! Got the news from Captain Ed.

What the world needs, indeed.

Posted by: Sirc_Valence [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 19, 2005 3:37 AM

I'm not excited about these developments out of Korea. That deal could just be a ploy. Don't trust the commies. At least Bush will get some good PR relief with this "victory".

Posted by: reagan80 at September 19, 2005 7:28 AM

Gee, Moxie...what's new?

Posted by: carol at September 19, 2005 9:48 AM

Hey reagan80 - lighten up. This was an exciting development, for me at least.

This is a positive development. I don't TRUST North Korea, I TRUST that the approach is working. What Approach?

I don't want to turn into a spambot, but its really simple: CREDIBLE CONSEQUENCES and ADDED PRESSURE.

I say we keep it up.

Posted by: Sirc_Valence [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 19, 2005 11:49 AM

I'm with Sirc, the irony of being vaporized by a weapon named Dong is just to poignant an irony to be overlooked....even if only by fate.

Having said that, I'd like to point out there hasn't been an on topic comment since Aarons "Karl Rovi Jovi" (which still makes me laugh), and really what could any of us have done? Steve pretty much wrung it out with Long Dong Jovi". Whatever meager play was left was snatched up immediately with 'Karl flabby jabby'. Recognizing this, I thought to myself, 'I have nothing to add' and blissfully set about waiting for M to enlighten us further.

So I check back & whewsh! Damn what a mess, 13 comments....an F*ing A.D.H.D. techno gas party, no direction at all. It took everything I had to get you back to 'Dong' Get ahold of yourselves!

Additionally, when you think NK talks, think crack deal 'I'll give you everything.....just so long as you give me one or two of the things that you don't want me to have for free....as a reward for agreeing to give them up entirely'.

Posted by: EdSpecial at September 19, 2005 10:20 PM