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December 17, 2005
to the newbies
I tend to spend my weekends driving my 20 year old German sports car, in a very personal effort to increase global warming.
Or I'm at the beach clubbing baby seals (it's only a baby seal the first 2-3 times you hit them with a baseball bat, then it becomes a liberal, or later a nice ottoman).
Since I closed the last thread and don't expect to post again until the last extra Halliburton stock certificate has been used as a cocktail napkin...I present my darling readers with an open thread.
The only rule of the Mox open thread club is: be nice to my pal Jeff G.
Carry on. See ya all soon.
Posted by Moxie at December 17, 2005 1:01 AM
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There is one unresolved issue for me from your previous post and also now, comments you left at my site as well as Steve's - this "ankle biting" business. I'm a bit concerned with it being given such a bad rap. An interview I once did with Sadie shows that I find absolutely nothing negative, or wrong with nibbling upon a well-turned, feminine ankle ... on certain occasions. ha ha ha
Posted by: Dan at December 17, 2005 3:35 AM
Mmmm. Seal ottoman. Mmmmm.
And I'm with Dan. A little ankle nibbling is always indicated. Unless you're a jack russel terrier.
Posted by: og at December 17, 2005 6:24 AM
It is a far, far, better thing to nip a few few ankles that hump the entire leg.
Posted by: Hungry Valley at December 17, 2005 10:26 AM
Club a few seals for me.
Have a great weekend.
Posted by: Starhawk at December 17, 2005 1:02 PM
Baseball bat, eh? Do you prefer aluminum or wood?
I like 2x4 with a big nail in the end, myself.
Posted by: urthshu at December 18, 2005 10:33 AM
I'm going to have to take offense at the liberal jab there. Seals are mammals, and everyone knows liberals are fish.
Posted by: . at December 18, 2005 1:21 PM
As a blogger with a fish moniker I'm offended that liberals are associated with any sea going creature other than the Jellyfish.
An accurate comparison you'll find since both species are characterized by their lack of a spine.
Posted by: Phineous T. Goldphish at December 19, 2005 9:06 AM
There will be bigger boards with bigger nails....
Posted by: Timothy at December 19, 2005 9:11 AM
Readers hereby demand Moxie+Porsche photos.
That is all.
Posted by: Mr. Lion at December 19, 2005 12:51 PM
Motion for Moxie+Porsche photos seconded and sent to the floor
Posted by: OC_merkan at December 19, 2005 3:40 PM
I have been a lurker for quite a while, but I have to agree with Dan, there is nothing wrong with nibbling a pretty foot, like one attached to a girl like moxie.
Posted by: methos at December 19, 2005 11:51 PM
Wow, I think Dick Morris just dropped by.
Posted by: reagan80 at December 20, 2005 6:38 AM
I prefer pressing my baby seals between two motorized steel rollers about two inches apart.
Posted by: Steve H. at December 21, 2005 9:30 AM
I don't even follow beisbol, but I know enough to know that a wood Louisville Slugger makes a much more satisfying sound than than the hollow klunk of an aluminum bat. Try it, you'll see.
GL
Posted by: GeezerLust at December 21, 2005 9:21 PM
Urthshu and Timothy,
Can't use nails - too much damage to the pelt
Posted by: Mel at December 22, 2005 12:33 AM
