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May 25, 2006

jungle love

There is nothing I love more than celebrities sitting in trees. Like monkeys who walk on all fours -- it's the way god intended them to live.

Behold, Crouching Darryl, hidden drama. Make sure to take a gander at the photo.

Darryl Hannah even mentioned she took time out from her busy drug and celebrity party schedule to create an "emergency episode" of her weekly podcast.

Join me in rushing over to hear it.

Saving a few trees is the right thing to do. Because there aren't more important problems in the world.

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"He should "sell this property for what he bought it for," Villaraigosa said, noting that supporters of the garden had picketed his home."

Who knew the mayor was a Communist? Yeesh.

Posted by: Patton at May 25, 2006 10:09 PM

I wonder if she has the guts to protest the treatment of women and the environment by the RoP.

Posted by: Aarons cc at May 26, 2006 12:06 AM

Them protesters make a funny sound when they fall out of the tree as you cut it down. Wish i could be there. I just sharpened my chainsaw too.

Posted by: og at May 26, 2006 6:21 AM

OK, I had a little time on my hands this morning (the geniuses here decided to install a new server on a Friday) so I decided to find her website and see the cast. Here it is.



Am I missing something or are these people "squatting?" Cause ya know, it would be a real shame if the people who actually owned the land were able to use it. That would just be un-American.

Posted by: Saul at May 26, 2006 9:21 AM

Wonders what percentage of these crops actually ends up being sold at local Farmer's Markets & freeway exit ramps for profit rather than being consumed by "350 mainly poor Hispanic families (code for 'illegal')".

Someone should also clue Ms. Hannah in on the bountiful array of state programs which provide for "mainly poor Hispanic families".

And judging by the numbers of "mainly poor Hispanic families" I see utilizing WIC cards at my local Ralphs...these people are not going hungry.

Posted by: The Ugly American at May 26, 2006 3:09 PM

...so I decided to find her website and see the cast. Here it is.


From the "film"...."You're also preventing global warming (i.e. junk science) in this area"

LOL!!!!!!!

Posted by: The Ugly American at May 26, 2006 3:17 PM

Makes one want to drop some agent orange from the lear jet. Although it would be kind of fun to break out the chain saw while julia gypsy moth
or darryl were sitting in the tree. decisions decisions

Posted by: nick hansen at May 26, 2006 6:48 PM

I hope they don't figure out a way to use the Kelo decision's expanded eminent domain powers to their advantage. They could cheaply buy the land from the government after they extort it from the current owner.

Posted by: reagan80 at May 27, 2006 7:01 AM

Ah, the Religion of Peace....I'm glad you brought it up, Aaron. It also brings me back to this item from the previous "mailbag" post:

"- You can't possibly be my son/daughter."

I never knew who my real parents were since they sold me at birth to a local apothecary who in turn used me as a mule until the Feds caught on. As a result, I've spent my entire childhood as a ward of the state and have been severely embittered. I'm still not sure if my misogynistic tendencies are a product of my abandonment or simply due to my lack of breast-feeding as a child. Probably both, but that's enough about me.

This now brings us to the following question: Is Moxie my mother?

I know. I know. You think I'm crazy, but hear me out. Just because our age difference is only between 6-8 years doesn't mean it's not possible. Moxie could have given birth to me at the age of 7. How, you might ask?

My father is the reincarnated Prophet, Muhammed! And Moxie is the new Aisha, his wife! (OH MY ALLAH! 5 letter names! Coincidence?)

Unfortunately, it seems that the marriage was dissolved. I don't think father would approve of divorce, so he must be dead now. This could possibly explain how Moxie turned to atheism. The conversion was most likely done to spite father as evidenced by her disdain for Sharia.

Well,I guess I'll leave my hypothesizing at that and repeat the big question here:

Mom, is that you?


P.S. Gasp in amazement at the wisdom of Khomeini! (Peace be upon him!)

http://tinyurl.com/la2e7

Posted by: Spanky at May 27, 2006 7:15 PM

They also calleid it an "organic" garden in the "film", but(correct me if I'm wrong)they are using L.A. tap water, loaded with chlorine/flouride. that doesn't fit my definition of "organic". Does it fit yours?

Aloha

Posted by: Spearmedic at May 28, 2006 8:11 PM