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May 26, 2006
hypothetical question
of enormous proportions.
What would it take for you to finger Helen Thomas?
Because that's not the kind of link you'll find on Instapundit.
Posted by Moxie at May 26, 2006 11:08 AM
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If I knew she was doing something illegal, I'd finger her.
Posted by: tony at May 26, 2006 12:23 PM
If a ground squirrel ever got trapped in thar, I'd seriously think about it......kekeke^__^kekeke
Posted by: Spanky at May 26, 2006 2:35 PM
An eight-ball and a DVD of Steel Magnolias.
Posted by: The Ugly American at May 26, 2006 2:39 PM
More drugs than a human being could imbibe at one sitting. Even the guarantee of world peace would still make it a no-no.
Posted by: Gunny at May 26, 2006 2:48 PM
My Dad always used to say that they (women), "all look the same in the dark." Something tells me that you couldn't find a room dark enough to get the image of that grizzled mug out of your head.
You could just focus on another "powerful" visual image as a distraction. For example, Hillary.
The "Major Payne" Approach (from the Damon Wayans movie) is to break the finger of a soldier who had been shot so that he would take his mind off the pain from the bullet wound.
Visualizing Hillary would kind of be like that....except more twisted and wrong.
Posted by: Saul at May 26, 2006 4:47 PM
Maybe at gunpoint but I'd need a quart of scotch and 4 qualudes. No actually I would rather die
Posted by: nick hansen at May 26, 2006 6:51 PM
MY EYES!!!!! MY EYES!!!! jees, WARN A GUY about LINKS LIKE THAT!!!!
Posted by: og at May 26, 2006 7:00 PM
Ahhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhhh, I'm blind!!!!!
Wait, wait...a date with Moxie!
Posted by: John B. at May 26, 2006 8:51 PM
Worst. Visual. Ever.
Posted by: The Cranky Insomniac at May 27, 2006 12:25 AM
Whatever I asked for would have to include the price of the operation to remove the offending finger afterwards.
Posted by: gahrie at May 27, 2006 6:02 PM
Moxie,
I'm a physician.If it was job related,and I couldn't find an intern to do it for me I would.But,remember,I took an oath.
Posted by: colin at May 27, 2006 6:34 PM
Let me wipe Mo first and I'll get you an answer.
TCI... you're wrong.
Posted by: Aarons cc at May 27, 2006 11:46 PM
http://motor.tuportada.com/img/wp/porsche-carrera-gt-23.jpg
Posted by: Knievel at May 27, 2006 11:57 PM
A TV and a White House press confrence. I give her the finger every time.
Posted by: Lemuel Calhoon at May 28, 2006 5:54 AM
Jesus Christ woman.
Just came to after puking so hard I slammed my head on the porcelain and passed out.
Of course the bleach fumes from scrubbing my hands and keyboard to wipe-out that visual might have had something to do with it.
I'm almost tempted to reciprocate but how can one top that?
An who is going to clean up this mess?
Posted by: brian at May 29, 2006 12:56 PM
Wow.
Just... wow.
Posted by: dever at May 30, 2006 4:19 AM
A frontal lobe lobotomy.
I'm going to have fricking nightmares now. Shudder.
Posted by: Mr. Lion at May 30, 2006 8:30 AM
Update: Yup, I did. I demand Moxie/Porsche photos to reverse the effects.
Posted by: Mr. Lion at May 31, 2006 7:46 AM
