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August 2, 2006
MELodious dreams
I am just waking up, the post Mel hangover is difficult to describe.
That said, I need to apologize to Mel for my behavior yesterday, I failed miserably at becoming anti-semitic. I shamed him and all other bigots in the world who choose to use booze as an excuse to mouth off at the Jews.
So sleep came early, while the guys labored forcing drink after drink, trying to prove or disprove our hypothesis. In an odd way, it felt like I was inviting people to white-wash the fence with me.
"It'll be fun!!"
Meanwhile, as I slept, there were the feverish dreams. Me curled up on the couch watching "Fiddler on the Roof" and "Yenta" with Mel's bigoty arms wound tightly around me. Tighter and tighter, until I couldn't breathe. Then the apologetic penny and bagel give aways.
For my penance I will fast 25 hours for Tisha B'Av. Then I can blame my behavior on the lack of food and booze. Yeah, that'll work.
I invite Mel Gibson to do the same.
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Posted by Moxie at August 2, 2006 12:45 PM
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Obviously, it's a JOOOO conspiracy that not one person has commented on this post.
Posted by: Mel Gibson at August 2, 2006 3:40 PM
Shut up Mel or I'll annex Malibu to Israel.
Posted by: Aarons cc at August 2, 2006 3:55 PM
And who are you Aaron? Are you a %$#&*(# Jew?
Posted by: Mel Gibson at August 2, 2006 4:01 PM
I asked my mohel if he'd do you. His response? "No way, there's no end to that prick!"
Posted by: Aarons cc at August 2, 2006 4:03 PM
And Mel, after your wife gets the videotapes, you're not going to be $%^&# anyone any time soon.
Maybe the boys from MX-13 will teach you how to say "sugar tits" in Spanish.
Posted by: Aarons cc at August 2, 2006 4:06 PM
Okay, pal. I'm owned.
You %$^&*#@ jooos!
Posted by: Mel Gibson at August 2, 2006 4:07 PM
Mel, we owned you already. You just didn't know it.
Posted by: Aarons cc at August 2, 2006 4:10 PM
I bet Gibson is a Buchanan voter too.
Speaking of paleo-cons, Chris Roach made this Big Lebowski spoof:
[Malibu Police Chief: Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town, Gibson. You don't draw s**t. We got a nice quiet beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around bothering our citizens, Gibson. I don't like your jerk-off name, I don't like your jerk-off face, I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off -- do I make myself clear?
[Pause]
Gibson: I'm sorry, man, I wasn't listening.
[Police chief throws coffee mug, hitting Gibson in the head]
Gibson: OW! F*****g fascist!
Malibu Police Chief: STAY OUT OF MALIBU GIBSON!
[Police chief kicks Gibson while he's on the ground]
Gibson: Ow...
Malibu Police Chief: STAY OUT OF MALIBU, DEADBEAT! Keep your ugly, f*****g, gold-bricking a** out of my beach community.]
Posted by: reagan80 at August 2, 2006 5:40 PM
Is MX-13 anything like MS-13?
Posted by: Lemuel Calhoon at August 5, 2006 10:39 AM
