I can't help it. Maybe if I started watching midget porn AFTER.

Steve, you need to cut back to zero midget porn. You are a midget-holic, just say it with me, "Hello, my name is Steve, I am a...."

This brings back memories of when we used to hijack the comments with our dueling long-winded screeds. Thankfully, you tolerated it enough not to delete our posts.

Even though I started posting here in August of that year, I remembered reading this back then. It was a classic.

Besides thinking that marriage was real, I sincerely believed that Mr. Pierce was black at one point. I forgot why exactly.

If you still haven't found your significant other yet, we're going to have to either:

A) Convert you into a liberal, thus enlarging the dating pool where you live.

B) Set you up on blind dates with mail order grooms from Eastern Europe, since the Left Coast is lacking in suitor variety. We'll make sure that they are vetted thoroughly so that only educated, Reagan-worshipping anti-Communists reach your doorstep.

C) Instill the "Daily Effect" into you until partisan disillusionment. The resulting cynicism toward politicians should make you apolitical enough to get over any hang-ups with liberal dates.

Just make sure that you don't end up like Mary Matalin though.

P.S. At least Steve isn't into animated Japanese tentacle porn.....

WARNING: I suggest not looking at this if at work or with kiddies. I also suggest muting the audio on your PC. ( http://alloveryoutentacle.ytmnd.com/ )

Hmm the ideal thing to wear to a date with Moxie.

A Che T-shirt. Hopefully she would laugh :)

Moxie, you seem to be operating on the assumption that if a conservative mates with a liberal the offspring will always be what you might call a moderate, a "middle of the road" type, somewhat similar in political terms to an hermaphrodite.

However, in all likelihood, whoever has the strongest genes will prevail, and their DNA will dominate the other. Surely you ae not suggesting that liberal DNA is inferior-or even equal-to that of a staunch, hearty conservative such as yourself?

In fact, wouldn't that be precisely the appropriate, maybe the only way, to go about creating this new breed that can "render a liberal infertile with an evil glare"?

uh tony IS black. i mean i just had a dream about making out with him and i came into work claiming that i dreamt about making out with a black guy so he'd better be black or i lose all my street cred...

I second Kali's comment. If I don't have a fake marriage to a black, liberal christian minister....my street cred goes back down to zero.

Moxie should go the egg donation route she could possibly have 20-30 uberbabies a year and still keep her figure

You should look to more conservative areas of the country for your ideal man.

My name says it all. Great Depression values, smart, crafty, left-handed (ergo, right brained), good survivability, trained to kill.

Lemmie know.

GL

That might be unnecessary, Mike.

I just remembered another L.A. conserva-blogger: the Pirate. ( http://tinyurl.com/gvzyy )

He's a civil engineer in his late 20's, and I think he's still single.

There's a pic of him here: ( http://tinyurl.com/keak3 )

I'll leave this trial balloon at Moxie's discretion.

I did it the easy way - allowed a good physical specimen to help me breed, then when he exhibited the usual liberal faults he was evicted and my Republican brothers acted as male role models.

Good Luck with your program. Go look at my blog and if you like mine, we can link each other.

And here I am, 400 miles away, ready to begin my own conservative eugenics program and with plenty of swimmers to do it, but surrounded by liberal Sex-And-The-City types in the heart of Nancy Pelosi country.

I do not completely shun these women, as some do have the occasional redeeming quality (or at least what is sometimes called a healthy sporting attitude), but I do deny them my essence, so to speak. The liberal Sex-and-the-City types are unworthy of my superior conservative DNA, and besides, they'd probably try to raise our children to use conflict-resolution and UN-style diplomacy on schoolyard bullies, while trying to prevent me from teaching them how to deliver a forceful shot to the solar plexus in such situations instead.

It's getting time to start considering a move to a redder county in California to begin my own breeding program, methinks. Keep us posted on how yours is going.