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September 8, 2006

tits DO equal hits

Thank you all for participating in my experiment. As you well know, every dang thing I do on this blog is for science. And science alone.

Traffic was up, way up. Even more so than when I post regular mammary-deficient posts. Granted, Glenn Reynolds didn't see fit to link to Tits4Hits and her analysis of the New York Times but it could be because Tits4Hits isn't a pajamateer.

Next experiment will be to find how an abrasive Lawn Guy Land accent boosts podcast traffic.

Anyway, I'm more than a little miffed about the liberal "outrage" surrounding ABC's Path to 9/11 miniseries. Anyone who is sane knows Slick Willy didn't take out OBL when he could and the whole 9/11 tragedy wasn't planned, hatched and orchestrated during GWB's term.

Is that so shocking? Can we no longer distribute facts?

It's an odd thing coming from ABC, a network not known to be any more fair than CBS or NBC or CNN. However, I feel obligated to mention, on a local level our Los Angeles ABC newscasters are not openly masturbating liberals. I quite like them.

And it's no secret -- I enjoy seeing liberals cry -- the Clinton zoo crew's reaction reminded me of a Howard Dean freak out and was more fun than a barrel of feminists trying to figure out how to use a razor. And even then, it's a close second to making a spotted owl omelet for breakfast.

Correct me if I'm wrong but Sandy Berger stole some classified documents, which flew into his pants and socks BEFORE the 9/11 commission got to them. And now he is openly upset about this mini-series? His socks are speaking to me, guilt, cover-up, shame. Good. It's about time.

I think now I can write my own mini-series, based on this mini-series and sell it to Fox.

If ABC pulls or edits the Path to 9/11 (which I have my DVR scheduled to tape), they are too spineless by half.

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Comments

Sandy Berger took documents, some of which are still missing, and brought some documents back. The speculation is that he brought back some which had been rewritten.

Posted by: Lemuel Calhoon at September 8, 2006 6:07 AM

Sandy Berger. What a joke. $50,000 fine and 100 hours of community service for destroying documents related to National Security.

For the record, my DUI in the State of Florida 10 years ago cost me about $8000. So, I guess the punishment for stealing top secret documents is only a little more severe then drinking and driving (which I positively do not condone.)

Culture of Corruption. Piffle.

Posted by: tony at September 8, 2006 6:46 AM

First the Carnival of Mel -- read the hangover post and get the swag -- and now this. Well at least now we think we know what's under Moxie's Labcoat of Science.

Posted by: Aarons cc at September 8, 2006 8:48 AM

I want someone to do a docudrama on just how smooth Brad Pitt is. Angelina wants to get hitched but Brad wants to wait until everyone in the country can get married to anyone in the country they so wish to.

"Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able."

The hell with how Clinton screwed the country to hell and was lionized. Pitt screwed Jolie to hell and came up with an excuse never before dreamed of when she wanted to know why no wedding bells. This is the stuff legends are made of.

Posted by: Gunny at September 8, 2006 6:26 PM

I'm just hoping that the 'artistic license' wasn't taken too far. History has a way of rewriting itself, and I hate to see it happen, even when it slaps the piss out of those I despise.

And, Gunny...I suppose his excuse sounded a bit better than 'when hell freezes over' or 'when pigs fly out of my ass'.

Posted by: jmflynny at September 8, 2006 7:50 PM

Moxie, Moxie, Moxie, that was really unfair of you to take that jab at feminists. Most of them know how to use razors quite well. They shave everything except their heads, underarms, and legs.

Posted by: PatrickKelley at September 9, 2006 9:51 PM

The irony was that "Slick Willy" was never slow to pull the trigger as Commander in Chief. Or maybe this fact itself is what is causing all the noise.

Posted by: Elliot Essman at September 10, 2006 7:13 AM

Great Blog Moxie!! (and you're a HOTTIE!!)

And if you're p*ssed off about how they are censoring this ABC 9/11 show, I can only say I'm EVEN MORE p*ssed off about this Senate Report that claims there were no ties between Saddam and Al Qai'da.

Somehow they must have overlooked this 1993 document directly from Saddam's desk that some of my associates found over in Iraq:

http://www.cnsnews.com/ViewNation.asp?Page=%5CNation%5Carchive%5C200410%5CNAT20041011a.html

(you'll have to click on the english translations)

Btw, I was there for almost two years working with folks involved in this process of digging through old regime documents and tracking down Al Qai'da cell leaders. They vast majority of Iraqi Al Qai'da members were former Iraqi Intelligence, the so-called "protectors" of Saddam's regime. But no one asked how "secular" Ba'thist intelligence officers suddenly wind up running Al Qai'da terrorist cell operations in Iraq.

And now I have the US Senate BETRAYING not only my efforts, but the efforts of all of the people who risked our lives collecting that information??

Yeah.. I'm P*ssed!!

Diogenes

Posted by: diogenes at September 10, 2006 11:21 AM