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October 3, 2006
I am woman, read my cat blogging
Bentley likes to sit on my lap when I'm at the computer.
He thinks he's basically exactly like me and the other humans and does a lot of odd things for a cat.
So naturally, because I suffer from a youtube addiction, Bentley also enjoys watching 5-10 minutes of Youtube at a clip.
I cannot tell a lie, he's transfixed by this certain long video.
Warning to my gentle conservative readers, it is obviously made by your garden variety unwashed feminist who hates Bush. How do I know? She can't make an otherwise cute video without bashing our fearless leader out of sheer ignorance. I bet she's an "actress" and works at a fine dining establishment.
And I am willing to guarantee that she gets her news from the Daily Show, believes Al Gore invented the innerneck and thinks Michael Moore's fatumentaries are based on fact. Not obesity related delusions of GRANDeur.
Or maybe she's a tree humper, a dedicated hairy lesbian lover of Mother Earth.
This isn't pure speculation -- as you will see, she does put a filthy potted plant on her "clean" sheets. I realize the word "clean" is relative when you are dealing with liberals, but still.
Okay, I'm rambling. Here is Bentley's favorite video, please excuse the woman's Henry Waxman nostrils:
So after he stares at this for 5 minutes, I thought -- why not make this an educational experience for the little fellow -- because I am all about teaching and learning. It's my favorite thing next to science.
Perhaps I should preface this...Bentley figured out how to pee in the toilet as soon as he was big enough not to fall in, but in his 13 years he hasn't yet mastered the number 2 part.
He got shy and turned away while watching this, perhaps it's some unspoken code of privacy for cats?
Okay, enough. I have to get back to work.
Posted by Moxie at October 3, 2006 12:25 AM
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Comments
I wonder if Bilbo from the IMAO comments will come here and post annoying comments, accusing you of being gay when you post about cats?
Probably not.
Posted by: Laurence Simon at October 3, 2006 4:00 AM
Well, a cat blogging is nice, when it includes a picture of the lovely Moxie. Even if it is just a lock of golden hair hanging down from Moxie's shoulder and...Okay, now I'm freaking myself out-a little to "stalker" I think.
I have to get back to work too.
Posted by: John B. at October 3, 2006 5:43 AM
Now show the part where the cat runs from the toilet to the kitchen and walks all over the counters.
Posted by: Steve H. at October 3, 2006 7:12 AM
The Chairman Mao cap always gives them away.
Posted by: Fits at October 3, 2006 7:15 AM
How long can my cats frolic in a duvet cover? Per my last linen day, a very long time indeed...
Posted by: Ralph at October 3, 2006 8:33 AM
I was truly impressed until the cat had a minor wipeout. actually, that's what made the clip funny. flush and wash training, then onto Leno!
Posted by: Saul at October 3, 2006 12:15 PM
At least it was smart enough to drink before making a payload. (or was it washing its hands?)
That Bentley pic reminds me of the cat from "Get Fuzzy".
Posted by: reagan80 at October 3, 2006 5:56 PM
Thanks for the reminder of why I'm still single.
Apparently, I'm the only lesbian on earth who hates cats, doesn't own a dreamcatcher, prefers a clean, fully pillow rather than a hemp bag stuffed with bits of old clothing rags and a bed that wasn't constructed from discarded 2X4's.
And I can smell those nasty ass jeans from here.
Posted by: The Ugly American at October 4, 2006 1:21 AM
BTW...that pic is shockingly close to boobie blogging -- cover them thar thangs up you little harlot.
Surprised Steve didn't catch that.
Posted by: The Ugly American at October 4, 2006 1:27 AM
I can't believe you forgot to mention when she picks up the dirty crumpled t-shirt and inhales it! Yes, we all know it stinks, lady.
But you were spot on with the bed constructed by 2x4's. And the organic hemp/rag pillow. My bad for not pointing that out, but there was SO much to talk about.
For that matter, I also forgot the hat covering her no doubt greasy, unwashed hair. Save the earth! Shower sparingly!
Being single is the ONLY way to go.
As for my my boobie blogging...my boobs can only say, "hello, hello".
Posted by: Moxie at October 4, 2006 1:34 AM
...but I must admit, those cats were *kinda* cute.
Though the first time one of them little bastards snagged a hole in my 600 thread count sheets, they'd be off to the nearest Chinese restaurant.
Posted by: The Ugly American at October 4, 2006 2:02 PM
Well, hello, hello to you two ... uh, I mean, "you too." I think.
Seriously, though, thanks a lot, Mox - now I'm going to have that damn song going through my head for the rest of the day, and possibly into my dreams.
Posted by: Alex at October 4, 2006 4:59 PM
That is one well-trained cat you have. My question is, how much of the demeanor is accident, and how much can you take credit for?
Posted by: Elliot Essman at October 6, 2006 12:38 PM
That's not right. She's pushing catnip. Poor cat got hammered.
Posted by: jason at October 6, 2006 6:51 PM
