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January 11, 2007
Pinko Irish
They want a free share of your booze.
This is not the entry I hoped to share first. But believe it or not, I have a life outside of providing free entertainment for the likes of you.
My flight back to LA was delayed, so I did what any good conservative would do -- I invited the person sitting nearby to have a drink with me.
She and I went over to have a drink during the 45 minutes we suddenly had free and were quickly surrounded by a bunch of Irishmen. Imagine that. Irish men at an airport bar. Truly bizarre.
So my pal was a lot like me, works for herself and also an only child. We connected immediately with the how-to-deal-with-your mother talk. She also happened to be a mother of two young ones and about my age. And she encouraged me in my desire to give birth to little right wing satans.
Attention Barack Hussein Osama...my friend was also black. Don't count on her vote. In 2007, I have become the ultimate conservative magnet. More on this in a later post. But it's lovely to finally attract people who think like I do, maybe it's my new shade of lipstick or the tiny Dick Cheney figurine I wear on my lapel. Perhaps instead of the vast right wing conspiracy, it should be called the vast right wing closet. It is both vast and deep. And we are all packing heat.
But back to the future, maybe seconds after we sat down, my friend and I were both accosted by a group of Irishmen. The one that grabbed my ear happened to brag about how he loves this country, great I think...and then he volunteers an embarrassing fact. An admission not unlike genital warts, he admits he is a communist and is fond of libtards.
I told him that made me uncomfortable, but before I could get that sentence out of my mouth he started bad mouthing my President, the man I voted for and to this day support.
Taking a page from the Bonaduce playbook, I told him exactly what I thought about him. And his answer was to call me stupid. I love the libshit talking points, "Anyone who doesn't agree with you is STUPID...tell them this and you will win any debate, as long as CNN, MSNBC or NPR covers it."
Sadly, when me and my new found gal pal left to catch our flight I caught his dull communal glass eye...
I said genuinely, have a safe flight.
He said, "Oh I WILL. But for you....I hope you don't"
and I walked away. But his wish didn't come true. I'm here back in LA...and alive for now.
Posted by Moxie at January 11, 2007 3:58 AM
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Comments
Commie Irish are the worst. They drink all the booze, and try to redistribute wealth to get more.
Posted by: J-man at January 11, 2007 6:00 AM
"...I have a life outside of providing free entertainment for the likes of you."
Hey guys! She says she likes us. Woohoo! Why, thank you Moxie. :)
"But it's lovely to finally attract people who think like I do, maybe it's my new shade of lipstick or the tiny Dick Cheney figurine I wear on my lapel."
...maybe its your photography. Nah...
I am sure people are here for a variety of reasons. Maybe that should be a post for you to ask someday...
"An admission not unlike genital warts, he admits he is a communist and is fond of libtards."
Talking politics before even asking what your sign is? I thought Europeans were more sophistcated than us Uhmerikans.
Maybe he was the village idiot out on a clue finding trip in the States?
"He said, "Oh I WILL. But for you....I hope you don't"
Well... besides Christianity being on the wane in Europe, it appears that civility is too.
But then, he is an Irishman.*
*Please note: I have the liberty to speak of the Irish in this fashion because I am (from the figuring I made when I was in 6th grade and didn't have my math skills up to par) 1/3 Irish.
Posted by: cond0010 at January 11, 2007 6:48 AM
Glad you had a safe trip and an interesting conversation (No, not the Irishman).
Posted by: Ed at January 11, 2007 7:00 AM
Ed, I think the Irish pinko commie was the best part!
Posted by: Moxie at January 11, 2007 7:10 AM
I hope the commie is just visiting and not actually planning on staying in this country.
Posted by: Heather at January 11, 2007 8:46 AM
Not quite what Johnnie Walker "Red" is supposed to mean, but drunks can be like that.
Posted by: Fits at January 11, 2007 3:17 PM
I keep tellin' Bono that he's a mean drunk but instead of listening to reason he just calls me a fascist cunt then slams another Jameson.
Posted by: The Ugly American at January 11, 2007 8:03 PM
I'll knife off a slab of Irish Spring and drop it in his next round.
Powers Whiskey is much better in my opinion, anyway.
Posted by: jason at January 12, 2007 12:22 AM
Oh, yeah, I'm impatiently waiting for the next great tale of free entertainment.
Posted by: jason at January 12, 2007 12:30 AM
I come from NY, Long Island.
What did you do in NYC?
When are you going to post more photos of you?
Thanks.
Your neighbor in Hollywood,
Terry
Posted by: Terry at January 12, 2007 4:47 PM
I was catching up on Moxie posts and caught this...
Posted by: GradualDazzle at January 21, 2007 2:37 PM
Besides being the life of the party, he seemed such a gentleman. It just lifts my spirit to know beside the nations built of them, we have our own little communists right here and working for our benefit every day.
Well, it's nice (sort of) to to see a reversal of roles. Here in liberal city prime, it's usually the male (three Republicans here I think) who is treated this way by the "ladies". Ah, I never did care for overgrown arm pits on my dates anyway. And showers are relatively preferred (relativity does indeed have a place).
Posted by: Doom at January 21, 2007 9:52 PM
