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January 28, 2007
skate break
You gotta love MSNBC, home base of Keith Olbermann's animal penis bone collection (he keeps them in his locker). If you don't get that, scour Esquire's current print edition. MSNBC, a big important company who employs many who could ostensibly be considered real writers, if crappy writing counts as real writing, still spews Associated Press drivel hours after the fact......
"Kimmie Meissner has a national title, and that’s all anybody needs to know.Never mind that the world champion finished third in the free skate, and only won because Emily Hughes toppled over on a jump. Or that if Michelle Kwan were here, she’d likely have a 10th title."
Yeah if Michelle Kwan weren't 100 years old and stiffer than Bill Clinton's manhood around a young intern, she'd win. Absolutely, and also, if Jesus were a woman and still walking the earth, Kimmie Meissner wouldn't have won. I love this kind of thinking. It's spot on libthink.
Okay, so I only posted this as an excuse to mention that Keith Olbermann collects penis bones. But Kimmie Meissner STILL would have won had slightly more than half of America not voted for Bush in 2004.
Posted by Moxie at January 28, 2007 2:57 AM
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Comments
That particular bone is the reason that male dogs have one more bone than bitches.
Heh.
Posted by: Damian G. at January 28, 2007 7:38 PM
Yes People do not seem to realize that the short and long programs COMBINE to make the total score these days.
Speaking of skating, do you attend competitions or shows like Stars on Ice or Champions on ice? What do you think about the skaters in these shows (as far as ability and talent). Are these shows cheesy compared to competitions? (if you have seen any shows)
Posted by: Sandra at January 29, 2007 4:02 AM
Put the women in long pants, and no one would watch.
Posted by: Steve H. at January 29, 2007 6:54 AM
I have been to a couple of the Stars on Ice shows, and I really enjoyed them. The Ice Capades has a lot of lame skating, but the skaters seem to really try to entertain at the other one.
I'm totally not gay, not even in a Viking way. Just thought I'd point that out.
Posted by: Chris at January 29, 2007 1:44 PM
WTF, exactly is a "penis bone"?
This sounds like something out of Ali-G. The dong bone?
Or is this just some of that biting political satire I was led to believe I'd find here after I found conservatives bitching about that lame-ass new "comedy" show on Fox News?
Posted by: KC at February 15, 2007 7:48 AM
