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April 10, 2007
Dear Uncle Aubrey
Hi! It's me Moxie. How are you dear Uncle Aubrey? I guess your pockets feel about 7 million dollars lighter, but don't frown!!! Raj's mortgage is covered (living where he does takes a lot of cash) and Rerun no longer needs to ride his bike to work.
Here is a pretty picture from your illegitimate Nephew Aaron:
In your last letter you asked about Raj. Well..your other illegitimate nephew Dennis the Peasant has skewered Roger L. Simon's backside so thoroughly, I'm not sure it's worth adding to his embarrassment. Oh wait! there is always more room on Pammycake's bosom, Atlas Juggs has been writhing out of her wet PJ Media bikini (on a vlog-ilicious extravaganza) so she can start to make actual money. For now, I'll let you slip and slide on why she wasn't making gravy out of your 7 million, but let's just say she's a SUPAHSTAH, baybee! Mammary GRAVITAS.
Where's all that cash going bub?
I'm glad your plan has worked out so well...for instance.....all the nationally syndicated Pajamas Media columns in newspapers.....new Pajamas Media book deals...pajoompa loompas on teevee. Pajoompas renting netflix thanks to your dime. Oh wait...I can't find any links to those things. Maybe you can email me with those, a google search leaves me empty handed when I type in Pajamas Media Success.
When someone invests money in a scam...well you get what you pay for. Not that Pajamas Media is a scam...oh no! Just put the Barcelona Bureau on it, I'm sure they can provide some citizen journalism to support the cause.
Anyway, Uncle Aubrey -- I just wanted to write you to tell you all the neat things I've been doing, without sucking your rich man-teat, but I fear this letter is getting too long. So...until next time.
Love your (almost) niece,
Moxie
PS: I see Raj is going to speak about the power of weblogs. It's ironic at first, but after thinking it through, I applaud the panel in selecting the proper speaker to address "what not to do with 7 million dollars".
Posted by Moxie at April 10, 2007 3:33 AM
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Comments
Oh, that's IT. I have HAD it with you jealous PJ-bashers.
Turn in your badly drawn bathrobe. You're fired.
Posted by: Steve H. Graham at April 10, 2007 5:11 AM
Oh, Moxie... you had me at "pockets."
Posted by: Laurence Simon at April 10, 2007 6:40 AM
"Maybe you can email me with those, a google search leaves me empty handed when I type in Pajamas Media Success."
Ahhhh yes....
Posted by: Helo at April 10, 2007 8:46 AM
The "XXX" made me cry......and spit cereal.
Posted by: SondraK at April 10, 2007 8:49 AM
sweet!
Posted by: richard at April 10, 2007 9:48 AM
You're welcome, Sondra.
Due to Passover ending tonight, I can again take responsibility for cereal.
Posted by: Aarons cc at April 10, 2007 10:25 PM
$7 mil. For a non-community community, a business model based on.. what exactly? A non-Web2.0 Web2.0 site? Wasn't it supposed to be hotornot.com for blogs? No? Yes? Maybe? Business plan? What business plan? And a startup with $7mil? Insane. Try $50k-$150k, build&launch, and see how popular you get before you take *snicker* $7mil. Learned nothing from the old pre-bubble web days, I see.
Posted by: jason rubenstein at April 14, 2007 11:10 AM
