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June 11, 2007
the secret life of the soul patch kids
Moments ago, via the joy also known as an instant message, I chatted with Ned Rice's Baby...
NedRicesBaby: I got an email from Surnow's soul patch.
NedRicesBaby: It said, "I know I look like Lucy Liu's bush but trust me on this..."
Moxie: Surnow's soul patch has its own Blackberry.
NedRicesBaby: Surnow's soul patch made Chuck Norris its girlfriend.
Moxie: Surnow's soul patch terrorized Christopher Walken. He eventually filed a restraining order.
NedRicesBaby: Turns out Lucy Liu has no bush.
Moxie: Surnow's soul patch wrote the season finale of 24.
NedRicesBaby: Surnow's soul patch smokes Viagra with Rush Limbaugh.
Moxie: Little known fact: the TV series 24 is not named after the number of hours in a day, rather it comes from the number of hairs in Surnow's soul patch.
Making oneself laugh is embarrassing -- in that admitting to masturbation way.
Posted by Moxie at June 11, 2007 3:42 PM
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Comments
Viagra can be smoked?
Posted by: Mike LaRoche at June 11, 2007 6:51 PM
Don't ask me -- ask Surnow's soul patch.
Posted by: Moxie at June 11, 2007 11:39 PM
I thought the name 24 came from the number of times Ned Rice has written good jokes.
Posted by: Surnow's Soul Patch at June 11, 2007 11:59 PM
At the risk of embarassing myself, who is Surnow?
Posted by: Ed at June 12, 2007 6:29 AM
Surnow's soul patch is angry at you Ed.
It is the clump of hairs that live on Joel Surnow's chin. And you won't like it when it's angry!
Posted by: Moxie at June 12, 2007 4:42 PM
This made me laugh.
Posted by: Lost My Cookies at June 13, 2007 11:55 AM
