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July 30, 2007
finishing school for the ladyfinger
A few VRWC members sent me the link moments after it was posted on Little Green Footballs. I was afraid to look.
Touted as a "great triumph" of Pamboobola (Atlas Juggs), who took a photo with St. Joan of Crawford (Cindy Sheehan) hugging her while covertly giving the one-finger salute. Some suggested we should give her a month's reprieve from the endless jokes about her method of garnering traffic for her sagging tits, instead of for her mind and ideas.
My response to these emailers? Classy. Even more proof that Pamela does a great disservice to the right by using her boobs, low class accent and middle finger. Why would anyone want to associate with this woman? Even Ann Coulter shows a modicum of respect when she meets lefties in person. No really. I've seen it in person, Ann is delightful and polite with lefties. Even posing for no-finger salutes with them.
So, I looked at the photo of Atlas Juggs and saw two old prunes. One blonde and another brown all over. James Wolcott, whom I would love to have on my radio show someday had this to say in his blog post, perfectly named Ladyfingers:
This, I suppose, is their idea of what constitutes class.Yes, it's our old familiar sea-weeded she-creature, Shamela of Atlas Shrugs, flipping the middle finger in a two-shot with Cindy Sheehan at a recent, humid antiwar rally. Note that it is Sheehan, the supposed nutball peacenik, who is being genial, outgoing, and a good sport in the photograph, unaware that her good nature is being exploited by the rude, smirky host of a website recently pruned from the Pajamas Media blogroll.
Wolcott goes on to compare Pam to Lindsey Lohan's Mom, a comparison that I'm sure is lost on the likes of Pam and her horny male readers. But not to me, a conservative Republican. In fact, it brought back memories of Teresa Heinz Kerry and her "shove it" comment. The right recoiled in horror. And yet, some foolish people on the right are celebrating this? And it's far worse an offense...
Pam, doll, if you really want to help the conservative cause you will enroll in finishing school ASAP. And I hope you get tea and biscuits, because your ladyfinger etiquette is not going to fly there.
Posted by Moxie at July 30, 2007 8:57 PM
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How childish. It actually makes one sorry for Sheehan -- though I notice she seems to be the sort of person who always seems to be grinning, I think that's the way her face it made. Still, even Sheehan deserves to not be taken in by a childish prank.
And the fact that this Pamela person has made me agree with creepy James Wolcott is another mark against her. And for God's sake, woman, cover up that canyon-like cleavage. It's not sexy, it's just frightening.
Posted by: Andrea Harris at July 31, 2007 3:37 AM
Charles Johnson found it cute...
That says it all for me.
Posted by: Dennis The Peasant at July 31, 2007 5:06 AM
I was going to note that she could have simply aligned herself with the good guys who turned up -- instead of being juvenile and petty -- and gotten her photo op field day just as well.
But then she marked the picture of the sign saying "Casey is our Hero, Cindy is just a Zero" as "Gathering around mama moonbat."
So she's too dumb to recognize who the good guys are. Fabulous. Exactly what we need representing us.
Posted by: Tanya at July 31, 2007 6:46 AM
Sorry moxie, but James Wolcott is an idiot.
I root for hurricanes. When, courtesy of the Weather Channel, I see one forming in the ocean off the coast of Africa, I find myself longing for it to become big and strong--Mother Nature's fist of fury, Gaia's stern rebuke. Considering the havoc mankind has wreaked upon nature with deforesting, stripmining, and the destruction of animal habitat, it only seems fair that nature get some of its own back and teach us that there are forces greater than our own.
Posted by: Paul L. at July 31, 2007 10:36 AM
Paul L. -
If he is an idiot, then Pammy making him lokk right and reasonable is all the worse, don't you think?
Posted by: Dennis The Peasant at July 31, 2007 11:47 AM
Gud spells, eh?
Posted by: Dennis The Peasant at July 31, 2007 4:38 PM
On one hand, were she like TWELVE and not a SERIOUS "journalist" it might have been funny.
On the other hand....well....there's that burnt clawfinger.
Posted by: SondraK at July 31, 2007 10:01 PM
While I won’t profess to carry the guidon of class & taste…something tells me that, had he the chance, Casey would probably break her burnt clawfinger off (LMAO) and shove it up that boney ass.
I mean, it’s one thing to trash the woman on a blog but to actively seek her out in order to humiliate at a pathetic little moonbat gathering, just to amuse your readers….I’m sorry, but that is really beyond pale.
At least Malkin had the balls to take Mamma Moonbat on face to face
Posted by: The Ugly American at August 1, 2007 12:33 AM
Sorry, the Pamela popularity astounds me.
Honestly, and this makes me feel way uncomfortable: Its her rack, and her central-casting Long Island Jewish accent.
She doesnt do investigating (at least LGF's Charles nailed Dan Rather-Mary Mapes), she doesnt do funny, she doesnt do deep thoughts, she has no original angle...she has a pendulous D cup.
and rhoda's mother's accent from TV.
the idiotic knock on right wingers has always been they're sexually repressed tight-asses. I think the fact this woman gets linked to is suggestive of a certain correlation.
Its always sad when a sterotype is kinda true.
Posted by: macgruder at August 1, 2007 7:57 AM
Did they ever quit V-logging over at Atlas Juggs? I'd pay her to stop, if she hasn't already.
Forget it, I still have to renew my membership to the Moxtopian Order of Fantabulous Scrivening. I shall make haste to press the button of "Frankencontinence" (below the Bush/Cheney '04 thingy) and encourage the rest of ye fellers to join in the endeavour. Dues must be paid to the Matriarch of the Order! Zardoz commands it!
Posted by: reagan80 at August 1, 2007 5:42 PM
What is "burnt clawfinger" and why does it make me want to laugh, even though I have no idea what it means?
Posted by: Tanya at August 2, 2007 7:29 AM
I think it has to do with the clawish, tanning-bed fried middle finger of Ms. Class, New Yawk.
It made total sense to me. And yeah, made me laugh too. Gawd bless SondraK!
Posted by: Moxie at August 5, 2007 3:04 AM
