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January 7, 2008
and next! The UK....
I have to say, even if a Democrat takes the White House and I have to vocalize the words, "President B. Hussein" -- I'll be pleased if it means Hillary is put in her place.
Those ABC debates were truly hilarious. It was dreamlike; as if Joel Surnow and the Soul Patch Kids of the Half Hour News Hour finally hired decent writers and had a great comedy sketch.
All of the Dems were talking about how to take down Pakistan -- our ALLY.
Hillary basically said, she'd call President Musharraf to warn him -- only after the missiles were launched.
And then Hillary reminded us of her 35 years of proven experience in public service. Finally an explanation of all that tea time. Hillary herself explained, this proven experience consisted of her husband launching some missiles 10 years ago which missed OBL. By like, 5,000 miles.
Hillary is always good for women's rights. Basing her entire self-worth on the failings of her husband.
Last year at the range, I shot at a target with a Glock, and hit it in the throat. And I was a just a girl in a skirt, heels, sporting a pink shooting jacket warming up.
Bill Richardson said he thinks we should first remove President Musharaf. Then bomb Pakistan. I'm glad there is a consensus on the left.
John Edwards wants to replace nukes and Pakistan with bunnies.
Free fluffy bunnies in exchange for nukes. What terrorist won't make THAT deal? Convincing. Hard to pass up.
All of these people also don't understand pre-emptive strikes and act as if Saddam Hussein was some sort of good guy.
They wonder, why are we there? Why aren't we instead taking pre-emptive strikes on Pakistan? Australia? Or Canada! The United Kingdom! Who knows which ally might be next.
If I lived abroad, I'd be very worried about what is going on in the US.
We have some lefty lunatics, far worse than the alleged "idiot" in the White House right now, who "only" goes after countries whose leaders gave a bonus to douchebags who blew themselves up to kill the infidels. How silly, right?
How dare we be Christian, or Jewish or Buddhist or Atheist.
But if it ironically takes the man with no experience (B. Hussein) to finally put the Clintons in their place (the gutter), I'll deal with it and swallow the higher taxes and hope we don't bomb Pakistan. Or replace it it bunnies. Although that sounds really kind of relaxing and nice, if you forget about the poop.
Posted by Moxie at January 7, 2008 4:23 AM
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This entry is so good, I almost thought Steve wrote it.
Thank you for watching the Half Hour News Hour. We appreciate it.
Posted by: mr toad at January 7, 2008 8:04 AM
I agree with every single thing you said, Moxie. Just so you know.
Posted by: kl at January 7, 2008 9:32 AM
Pink shooting jacket?
Seeing Billary get zapped is a delicious dream, but the thought of Mr. Nebulous entering the on-the-job-training program for leader of the free world is a little scary.
Posted by: Cerberus at January 7, 2008 11:24 AM
Pink shooting jacket?
I remember that pic. You should re-post it.
Steve wrote:
According to Drudgebart.tv.com, Hillary Clinton may pull out of the race after she loses in New Hampshire.
God, I hope that report is true. But trying to get rid of the Clintons is like trying to eliminate Jason in the Friday the 13th movies. They keep coming back!!
Posted by: Mike LaRoche at January 7, 2008 1:59 PM
cock
Posted by: Josephine Grausswald at January 13, 2008 8:13 AM
"Last year at the range, I shot at a target with a Glock, and hit it in the throat. And I was a just a girl in a skirt, heels, sporting a pink shooting jacket warming up."
This gives me a warm and fuzzy...
Posted by: Ralph at January 14, 2008 3:37 PM
If you hear of plans to strike the U.K. could you kindly let me know?...thanks.
Posted by: thud at January 15, 2008 10:21 PM
