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January 29, 2008

beauty comes from within...

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The Florida primaries have left me pulling my hair out. These folks who are voting for McCain, are basically ensuring we have President Billary. Again.

Sure, I'll enjoy writing about Bill, the master(bator) of the White House Intern Program. And about his Christmas decorating, and tea parties with foreign leaders.

Because of the stupidity on the right, this is our certain future.

Right now, the real contest is between Hillary or Obama. John McCain can't beat them in November. Romney and his fancy digital brown underpants can't beat even himself. Or a giant hat with golden plates will fall on his fluorescent manhood.

So, it's the lesser of two evils. I could tolerate President Hussein. It would hurt like a bladder infection, but President Hillary and her First Gentleman would slay me and most of Amerika.

People mock Steve and I about how conservatives enjoy harming each other, rather than helping them. Look no further than the delegate count for the GOP candidates.

Pardon me, I have to go throw up.

Posted by Moxie at January 29, 2008 11:31 PM |icon_su.gifStumble It! |85x10-digg-link.gif | del.icio.us

Comments

Give us a content warning when you post a picture like that, for pity's sake!

Give Florida Republicans some credit -- two-thirds of them didn't vote for McCain. It's just that the delegate allocation rules give all the points to the first place finisher, no matter how small a share of the vote he received.

Posted by: Michael Bates at January 30, 2008 6:59 AM

Not Mocking any one..........But am voting rep..................Nino

Posted by: Nino at January 30, 2008 10:30 AM

"Fluorescent manhood" what an image!

Posted by: Chuck at January 30, 2008 10:00 PM

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