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February 20, 2008
Moxie flashback -- to 2004
February 20, 2004
do not drink this entry
Had to run to the Rite-aid. Outside a nice guy offered to wash the go-cart's windows. They were dirty so I thought I'd help him out.
Moxie: How much is this going to set me back?
Him: Whatever you are willing to spare. A few pennies, a handful of change...
Moxie: Go for it.
Him: You know what they say about women with glasses?
Moxie: No, but I have an idea.
Him: They are really superheros.
Moxie: Oh did I forget to mention that I'm a superhero?
Him: With this car, I don't doubt it lady.
But you can see my boyish mentality. Anything special is equated to superheros or cartoons.
Moxie: It seems to be common among men.
Him: It sure is!
Moxie: You know what's making me chuckle even more than this conversation?
Him: What?
Moxie: That your spray bottle is imprinted with the words "DO NOT DRINK"
Someone somewhere got paid to insist upon that as a safety measure. Our government spends unimaginable amounts of money to protect the stupid.
Him: I say, if they are dumb enough to drink ammonia from a spray bottle, they deserve the consequences.
Moxie: Sure, survival of the fittest. Or maybe they just feel dirty inside.
Him: You are an interesting woman.
Moxie: I'm glad you think so.
I gave him 5 bucks. Best conversation I've had all day. And my car windows are sparkling.
Posted by Moxie at February 20, 2008 4:37 PM
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Comments
Ha! Pretty good, Mox.
Posted by: George the Cat at February 22, 2008 7:28 PM
Wow, I always wondered where Danny the Car Wiper ended up.
Posted by: og at February 25, 2008 3:30 AM
