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May 31, 2007
Post-show post-mortem
Andrew Breitbart gave amazing and sage advice about how to make money with your blog or online endeavor.
The answer is one word, and it begins with a "C" and ends with an "E" -- but it's better if you go and listen to wisdom in action. You can click the media player on my site, or if you are dumb you can go here.
Thanks to to Andrew, Steve and Dennis. It was one colorful hour!! One of the best yet.
Listen if you want to know if Andrew would rather be Michael Moore's permanently conjoined twin or have his inner voice be that of Al Franken's.
Can't wait for next Thursday...it makes me worry that I have so much fun doing this show. You might have fun too if you listen.
Posted by Moxie at 7:24 PM | Comments (6)
MoxVox Interview with Andrew Breitbart
TODAY 5 PM Pacific/ 8 PM Eastern.
If you've been hiding under your own foreskin for the last few years -- Andrew Breitbart has been involved in two giant web success stories, The Drudge Report and Breitbart.com. Yes, he also helped launch the Huffington Post. Guess that makes three successes.
Last month, he also launched Breitbart.tv and opened with a blast of Fred Thompson goodness. That makes FOUR.
But there is even more to come, with original programming and (we hope) future exclusives. Like they did with future President Fred responding to Michael Moore in a most appropriate manner.
There's been lots of well deserved press this week for Breitbart, The Washington Times did a 2 page article on the Breitbart media dynasty, the beloved K-Lo interviewed Andrew for The National Review and he got a nice mention in Reason.
And today, at 5 PM Pacific/ 8 PM Eastern Andrew will be on my Blog Talk Radio Show for a spell.
Tune in or call in -- (646) 652-2695
Posted by Moxie at 12:29 AM | Comments (2)
May 30, 2007
A scholarly paper on boobology
Don't look at me that way -- it was for science! Anyway, I was all set to report my findings on women using their mammaries to acquire traffic, listeners, recognition and jobs when I found this on gawker.
Rachel Marsden, a panel member on Red Eye was escorted out of the Fox News/News Corp building.
Back to the drawing board.
Again, for science and no other reason, I'll be doing my Blog Talk Radio show tomorrow at 5PM Pacific/ 8PM Eastern while wearing nothing more than some lingerie. Think of it as a lingerie boobcast.
Tune in tomorrow, as I continue my scientific research on boobology. Actual topics will be posted in the morning.
Posted by Moxie at 4:35 PM | Comments (4)
May 28, 2007
He had me at...
Age-of-Aquarius asshole like Roger Simon.
If only I could be as delightfully mean as Dennis the Peasant....
1) Mere humans would be able to effect or prevent "global warming"
2) Pajamas Media's footed carbon footprint would be cited as larger than its illustrious Barcelona Bureau
3) We could honor the troops by leaving all the lights on, even if no one is home
4) Science would discover that Mother Gaia's asshole is almost as big as Aubrey Chernick's wallet.
Posted by Moxie at 3:36 PM | Comments (5)
Memorial Day
Is it okay to wish people a Happy Memorial Day?
Complicated question in my opinion. Depends who is saying it and why.
If and when I say it -- I am saying it to celebrate and honor all those brave men and women in uniform who have fought and died for Democracy -- for our country and other countries who needed some help in the realm of freedom and human rights. I will never say it to a dirty hippie who is grilling his tofu and only happy for the day off from his cubicle.
Without these uniformed people, I might be living under a communist regime (though with Nancy Pelosi -- it's not hard to imagine). I might even be waiting in a death camp (With Hillary's health care plan, I might very well be). So for now, while we have a sane leader -- for people who understand -- it is a happy day.
I think our fallen soldiers would want us to enjoy the freedom they died for and be happy while honoring their sacrifices. As long as we enjoy our life in the right way. With pork, and women who are allowed to drive.
Here is one way not to "honor" a fallen soldier, an excellent post from our friend Michelle Malkin, who always does god's work.
Out of morbid curiosity, I went over to the Huffington Post to find how the far left "celebrates" our freedom but it made me sicko.
{sorry no links to the insane}
Over on the HuffPo they are celebrating something....what is it? Oh yes, how many troops have been killed. And how many want out of Iraq. Yes, great idea...let's make our troops seem cowardly! Ripped from the pages of the Rosie O'Donnell play book.
I'm sure the terrorists are on the mailing list, too bad you don't get the ad revenue on the click-throughs Arianna. It must make the enemy feel great to know what Susie Q. Sunshine from a C movie thinks is great about radical Islam. Perhaps she can design them a stylish bomb belt too.
I hear rhinestone studs are the latest in Al Qaeda fashion.
There's lots of other crap, mostly enormous turds about the great American fatumentary maker who "done good " on health care. You know, Mike Moore. He's only fat because of Bush. Castro has all the answers. Someone tell Hillary. And quick.
I assume once she is elected through mainstream media brainwashing, there will be peace on earth. And Michael Moore will be headed to the anorexia clinic with that Olson twin and Nicole Ritchie.
If I look any further in the vast swamp of indoctrinated minds, I will fall ill and go blind. And as the giant bigass of documentaries will tell you -- I'll need to head to Cuba to get well. And I'd rather die than rely on a communist dictator.
God bless our troops, both past and present. For me at least, I plan to have a great Memorial Day in honor of all they have sacrificed for our freedom. Even if that freedom allows obese idiots like Michael Moore and Rosie to roam and defame America.
Posted by Moxie at 1:59 AM | Comments (9)
May 27, 2007
Franchitti
Mom says, Hi
I say, I can’t talk.
Why? Is someone there?
No, Indy 500 is back on after 3 hours of rain.
Oh.
Mom starts talking about something else. My eyes are glued to the tube. Toes are curling as I watch Marco Andretti crash.
They are expecting rain any minute. It will decide the race.
Oh.
And I say, “Guess I got this gene from your Dad”.
No, your Dad and I don’t follow racing.
No. YOUR Dad, Mom. My Grandpa. Not you and Dad.
Oh. That's true. I guess I should let you go. You can't help but be transfixed by racing cars.
I’ll call you when it’s over. Love you, Mom.
Postscript: I wasn't a Franchitti fan, though I was glad to see smug, cocky Tony Kanaan lose. I was a Danica Patrick fan -- and for what could be considered hypocritical, almost libshit feminist reasons. But mostly, I like watching Danica race because she's newer than most of the crusty old guys and more talented than the young guys. That she is a woman, is tertiary.
Posted by Moxie at 11:45 PM | Comments (5)
May 25, 2007
not quite a cross-poster
Fudgie the Whale blubbers to her Cookie Puss.
That's what I would have said had I not been bound by John Hawkins' good taste guidelines.
I'm guest blogging today over on Right Wing News. Go read about Rosie, but wear protection.
Posted by Moxie at 2:25 PM | Comments (4)
May 24, 2007
confusing, I know.
Posting again during the same day. I'm a woman, surely you expect me to be confusing.
I had some technical difficulties at the start of my boobcast. But all you need to do is click play on the blog talk radio sidebar to hear the show.
We had Steve H. Graham, Dennis the Peasant and Laurence Simon all weighing in on mammary exploitation.
It was delightful, and you missed it.
If finding that sidebar player to your right is too tough, your last resort is to go here.
Posted by Moxie at 8:07 PM | Comments (0)
boobcasting tonight 8 PM Eastern
Just a reminder that my show is tonight, 8 PM eastern.
Here's the previous blurb:
In honor of all the chicks out there who get traffic simply by showing their cleavage, I'll be broadcasting live in a low cut shirt and a push-up bra. Sorry, folks -- I am conservative, and I chose to conserve big boobs and give them to the ladies who have nothing else to offer. ***Cough (Pammycakes) ***. It's for science, really.
Steve H. will be present. And hopefully, Dennis the Peasant. I'd also like to talk about why Sarah Silverman can say anything she wants (like faggot) and it's perfectly okay.
I hope you'll be able to hear me over the cleavage. It should be a perky event.
Posted by Moxie at 1:48 PM | Comments (5)
May 23, 2007
the liberal parent hood
This past weekend I was driving east to visit a friend -- right into Silverlake. Home to hippies, liberals and socialists. Traffic was slow and while sitting at a standstill, probably thanks to a Prius unable to make it up the hill, I saw a handsome young father pushing his baby in a stroller.
My eyes darted to the little boy. He was laughing and giggling, pointing at people's dogs that were being walked. He also seemed to be talking. Everything was new and fascinating to him. It made me a bit sad that I may never have this kind of experience with a child and husband of my own.
Then I looked back up at the nice Dad. He had an iPod stuffed in his ears and was oblivious to everything, including this precious moment of his son discovering the world.
Can you imagine -- a father who needs to drown out his own child's delight of the world?
Poor, poor child. And shame on that Dad. What music could be so much more important than his own son's words? Or being able to hear traffic to provide for his son's safety?
Posted by Moxie at 2:09 PM | Comments (15)
May 22, 2007
Moxie re-run from May 22, 2003
short post day
I'm feeling lazy, must be the heat wave we're having. I just took a brisk walk around the neighborhood. Passed by a pre-K school for Hasidic children. A little boy was climbing on the jungle gym and he gave me a big smile.
He couldn't have been more than four. Unable to resist, I smiled back and he said through his darling grin,
"Hello young lady!"
Being called a "young lady" by a four year old is enough to make my week.
Realizing that this little boy knows how to charm the ladies at such a tender age makes me fear for the four year old girls. He's going to be dangerous by the time he hits puberty!
Posted by Moxie at 6:45 PM | Comments (3)
while you are here....
You might as well sign up for my mailing list. No excuses.
I don't send emails often, unlike those douchebags who email each time they fart. Or breathe.
Just sign up. It's cool and way more fun than standing downwind of Michael Moore.
And as always, it makes Al Franken incontinent. And we all want that.
Posted by Moxie at 5:22 PM
Blog Talk Radio
Boobcasting is my bag, baby.
My show is this Thursday. 5 PM Pacific, 8 PM Eastern.
In honor of all the chicks out there who get traffic simply by showing their cleavage, I'll be broadcasting live in a low cut shirt and a push-up bra. Sorry, folks -- I am conservative, and I chose to conserve big boobs and give them to the ladies who have nothing else to offer. ***Cough (Pammycakes) ***. It's for science, really.
Steve H. will be present. And hopefully, someone else. I'd like to talk about why Sarah Silverman can say anything she wants (like faggot) and it's perfectly okay.
I hope you'll be able to hear me over the cleavage. It should be a perky event.
Posted by Moxie at 2:05 PM | Comments (6)
May 21, 2007
the end times are near...
stock up on booze and twinkies, while you can.
Here's how I know the end is near:
- We have a filthy rich, obese slob making an "authoritative" documentary on health care!
- The woman who was going to "fix" health care (but not her philandering husband) is coughing and wheezing on the campaign trail.
- A former Presidential candidate (and ambulance chasing lawyer) charges $55,000 to speak on POVERTY.
- And in prison, Paris Hilton will be required to wear underwear.
I'll be hiding in an undisclosed location. How about you?
Posted by Moxie at 8:47 PM | Comments (2)
May 17, 2007
accidental blog talk radio show
Steve dumped me for Christopher Hitchens so I decided to test out some sound files I had uploaded, with the intention of deleting the 4 minute show when lo and behold! Damian G. of Conservathink called in and kept me company.
Later in the hour Steve H. got back from the Hitchens' speech in Florida and gave us the run-down.
It's worth listening to. You can click the player I added to my sidebar, or find it here.
Posted by Moxie at 9:40 PM | Comments (2)
Hitchens stole my guest
I'm afraid I might have to cancel my Blog Talk Radio show, scheduled for 5 PM Pacific today. Steve H. is going to hear Hitchens speak. In a SYNAGOGUE! I shit you not.
He just called me, and is seated, "in Brazil".
I'm simply not feeling up to an hour long Althousian monologue. It's blog radio, not a podcast...and having guests and chatter is a large part of why I love the BTR platform.
I'm giving my 5 readers a chance to convince me otherwise. For 10 minutes. And you'd have to promise to call in!
If you fail, I'm going to try to reschedule this for Sunday. Sorry.
Posted by Moxie at 4:17 PM | Comments (2)
it's one of those times...
I wish I had the talent to write this. Luckily Iowahawk is representing!
St. Paul Council Mulls Supplemental Sewer LevyJames Lileks
Star Tribune Metro News“Sewers are icky.”
“Why’s that?” I whispered, looking up from my PowerBook.
“Because they’re filled with poo.”
Gnat squirmed uncomfortably on the hard maple bench in front of me and offered a stinkface. I couldn’t tell whether the face was from the thought of icky poo, or a residual miffiness that I had cancelled our regular weekly trip to Chuck E. Cheese for an evening of sparkling sewer debate at the St. Paul City Hall.
And there's more! With Bill Shakespeare doing Star Tribune wedding announcements and Sylvia Plath doing the weather. GO read....
Posted by Moxie at 2:56 PM | Comments (0)
The Pajamas Media of Conservative Comedy
Mark this date in your calendar, because I'm going to have to go out on a limb here, and agree with the left for a change.
Joel Surnow and his Soul Patch Kids are not funny. And if, by nature of being conservative the 1/2 Hour News Hour represents the rest of us -- conservatives are simply not capable of humor.
Now of course, I know lots of conservative humorists. Some in LA. Some who are not me. Even though I might be one myself. But I don't rim these boys, therefore I do not exist. And no one hears me. Given their track record in hiring "funny" writers, I am even funnier because they ignore me. This is a very good thing -- a sign of success.
So why would I, someone who only wrote a measly but hilarious segment of The Chris Rock Show dare poke fun at the likes of Manny Coto? Coto is the comedic genius behind blockbuster hits Star Kid and Dr. Giggles. You saw those, right?
Never mind that Joel Surnow and his microbeard mafia have been behind some of the greatest comedy ever created, such as the hit series 24, and an unknown episode of St. Elsewhere, starring Ed Begely Jr. and his giant Prius.
A few years back a long-time friend gave me the greatest compliment ever. He said, "Moxie -- you've lived in LA for quite a long time and you haven't turned Hollywood".
Either he was referring to the fact that I still wear underwear, or that I'm not willing to suck up to get where I want to go. Perhaps the latter (and the former?) is the reason I am writing humor book proposals and not bossing around the likes of the Soul Patch Kids.
But anyway...to be fair, I gave the 1/2 Hour News Hour another chance. And I still can't figure out for the life of me why the funny segment of the conservative crew is being represented by these dweebs.
Undercover lefties, I say. They are proving the libtards right, at least on the humor front.
Posted by Moxie at 2:03 AM | Comments (6)
May 16, 2007
For the ladies only...
I have a gorgeous pair of green Juicy Couture suede shoes, closed toe pumps with the little charms hanging from the buckle. They cost more than my car. My question is -- how can one wear closed toe pumps without getting shoe farts?
That's right. Shoe farts.
Either I am the only one with this problem, or I am the first woman on earth willing to talk about this distinctly female issue.
For those men who are reading and shouldn't be -- I will define the shoe fart. With each step a woman takes while wearing flatulent shoes, she sounds like 1,000 Michael Moores tooting in unison after a burrito with extra refried beans and a chaser of ex-lax brownies.
I put powder in the shoe, that didn't help. As a former ballet dancer, I have very high arches, so I also stuffed tissues under the arch of my foot. Not even pantyhose (ick, how 80's) helps.
Any answers on how to avoid shoe farts? There has to be someone else out there who has suffered these horrors.
Posted by Moxie at 11:59 PM | Comments (12)
MoxVox on BlogTalkRadio Thursday
Before I forget, I'll be doing a show tomorrow on BlogTalkRadio.com, at 5PM PT, 8PM ET. AT least I think that is correct.
Click here for the show information.
You can call in by dialing (646) 652-2695
Steve H. will be on the show, we'll be talking about Fox New's pathetic 1/2 Hour News Hour, the great steak debate and if there is time we'll discuss why rich Hollywood starlets are too poor to buy underwear.
Posted by Moxie at 1:21 PM | Comments (0)
May 15, 2007
GOP Debate highlights
Biggest ears: Tommy Thompson; runner up Rep. Ron Paul
Best suit: Mitt Romney
Kevin Spacey look-alike award: Mike Huckabee
Most improved prostate: Rudy Giuliani
Biggest RINO: John McCain
Best punchline: "We've had a Congress that's spent money like John Edwards at a beauty shop," so sayeth Mike Huckabee
Largest cheek goiter: John McCain
Best showdown: Giuliani’s slapdown of 9/11 conspiracy theorist Rep. Ron Paul.
“May I make a comment on that? That’s really an extraordinary statement. That’s an extraordinary statement as someone who lived through the attack of September 11th. That we invited the attack because we were attacking Iraq. I don’t think I’ve ever heard that before and I’ve heard some pretty absurd explanations for September 11th. And I would ask the congressman to withdraw that comment and tell us he didn’t really mean that."
Best Jack Bauer reference/Reddest tie: Tom Tancredo
Best Hair: Sen. Sam Brownback
George W. Bush look-alike: Jim Gilmore
Winner of the debate? Fred Thompson, obviously.
Posted by Moxie at 7:29 PM | Comments (7)
May 13, 2007
this is mine...
Isn't she beautiful?
None of us would be here if we didn't have a Mom. Some mothers are here and some not. But it's still a day to be grateful, enjoy memories and think about life.
And on this Mother's Day, besides being a terrific Mom -- personally -- I'd like to thank my Mother for not aborting me. It sounds awful until you look at the statistics. There are lots of babies who aren't around to say thanks (for nothing) to their pro-choice Moms.
Happy Mother's Day, to all the Moms who were brave enough to face "unsightly weight gain" -- being alive is a sweet, beautiful gift you gave us.
In the comments:
Andrea Harris reminds us of an excellent point, "Not to mention all those kids who can't be adopted, because they don't exist."
I have childhood friend (who is adopted) and just adopted this past year. After a few years of looking for a baby of any race to adopt in the US -- she had to go to Korea to find an un-aborted baby. Thank god some people still recognize life.
Posted by Moxie at 12:34 PM | Comments (7)
at the pool yesterday
Posted by Moxie at 8:52 AM | Comments (2)
May 3, 2007
unreasonable
Two of my cats are not Reagan fans. Not that I find it shocking. These are after all, critters who find accepting entitlements nearly as fun as pooping.
The anarchist in the bunch did this to a fine June 2007 issue of Reason Magazine.
Posted by Moxie at 7:00 PM | Comments (8)
Laurie David
So how do you react to the Bush administration's stance on global warming?I'm not focused on '08. I'm focused on right now. Here's a perfect analogy: if you had a choice between being in a 5 mile-per-hour car accident or a 50 mile-per-hour car accident, what would you choose? I would choose everything we have to do avoid the larger collision ahead.
I think this is perhaps the most compelling reason ever devised to buy a hybrid. Since they don't go more than 5 miles-per-hour, no one will die in car accidents. Ever! Thanks Laurie David!
Posted by Moxie at 6:01 PM | Comments (8)
Los Angeles mistakes
The LAPD Police Chief is “disturbed” by illegal immigrant protests and how things were handled.
Oddly, Bratton and I have something in common. This bugged me too.
Personally, I was “disturbed” by the lack of mass deportations at the rallies.
Imagine an Al Qaeda rally in Chicago.
Or a serial killer rally in San Francisco.
Are we now so politically correct, liberal (hence, insane) that we don’t round them up and do something about it? You know, fish in a barrel.
Posted by Moxie at 5:00 AM | Comments (5)
May 1, 2007
pinko de mayo '07
Turnout wasn't great this year, so the march to my area of town was 86'd.
But here is a great example of how illegals view our country (from last year):
Previously:
(mostly photos)
incoming
more on pinko de mayo
jose can you see
Posted by Moxie at 3:33 PM | Comments (6)
Susan Estrich admits feminism and liberalism has failed
There's been a lot of talk from women about Katie Couric and rightfully so.
On Sunday’s Blog Talk Radio show, I talked about why Susan Estrich wrote about the wrong thing. She asks, “why aren’t women supporting her?” The better question is, "why aren’t people supporting Couric?"
We don’t support her because she’s terrible! It doesn’t matter that she is a female.
But Estrich obviously wants us to handle Couric with kid gloves. Let's treat women differently, she implies! This is something that has always stuck in my craw about feminism.
Let’s backtrack a minute, you can read Estrich’s column here, or I can summarize it and save you the pain. Your choice.
Susan said:
“But what really gets to me about the treatment of Couric is not the way the CBS suits are dealing with her, but the way her fellow women journalists are. Of all people, you'd think other women in the news business would understand just what Katie is up against and how her future is connected to ours.…
It's not that women journalists should be giving her a pass because she's a woman, but that they should be the last to pile on because they understand best what she's up against. It hasn't worked that way.
Ostensibly, the smart women who are piling on don’t want their future connected to Katie's. That is understandable.
Maybe I’m, crazy but I like to support people who have talent.
I know for certain, I don’t want to base my future on this anemic CBS female news anchor who is most famous for her on-air colonoscopy talents.
To me Susan Estrich has effectively admitted that both liberalism and feminism have failed. How many decades do we need to wait until their “wonderful ideas” begin to work?
Disclosure: I don’t believe in the glass ceiling, I think most women expect special treatment for simply being women.
I believe in hard work. And I do believe in the bias against women. No contradiction there. Read the above paragraph. Once women stop thinking and acting like they require special treatment, they will be equal.
Maybe Susan will come to understand that someday.
Posted by Moxie at 1:17 AM | Comments (12)
