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January 30, 2008
even hairier
I had a really old wireless router, we were close but it started drifting away. The signal flickered in and out, much like Hillary's "love" for Bill. And when I am running a show on NowLive's featured widget, unreliable equipment hurts everyone who is working hard to create great shows.
Since I am getting my new home office set up, I figured it was time to splurge on some new gear. For instance, when I have visitors, they often complain they can't print wirelessly. Which is amusing, I'm here all the time and I live without wireless printing. Sure, it sounds lovely and easy -- but plugging the printer's USB cord into the laptop just isn't THAT draining.
I understood there are some gizmos you can buy to make a printer wireless, but the top priority was getting a solid wireless router.
Some of you may recall, I crossed over to the dark side back in June.
It's even darker inside the Moxtopia compound right now, as I stumbled into the Airport Extreme.
I'm happy to shell out money if something will solve my problem, and work reliably. So you can imagine my shock and delight that this dirty hippie product would not only take care of my wireless router problem, but would allow me to print wirelessly, and connect my external hard drive....wirelessly. And those problems weren't even on the immediate to-do list, though I'm more than happy to kill three (endangered) birds with one stone.
The greasy hipster stink at the Apple store was avoided entirely by purchasing this at a small local shop where showering is compulsory. Same price for the Airport too.
It wasn't as easy to set up as I would have hoped, but I didn't have any real problems other than my own ignorance regarding tech terms and creating networks. Everything is working great, the innerneck is snappier, the sky is bluer, my boobs are bigger and leaving the dark side doesn't look likely in the near future.
As it pained me back in June -- it still pains me now to admit those dirty hippies at Apple make some sweet ass products. They have to be good at something, after all.
Posted by Moxie at 3:51 PM | Comments (8)
what's that smell?
Hillary Clinton's new perfume, of course...
Posted by Moxie at 11:00 AM | Comments (1)
January 29, 2008
beauty comes from within...
The Florida primaries have left me pulling my hair out. These folks who are voting for McCain, are basically ensuring we have President Billary. Again.
Sure, I'll enjoy writing about Bill, the master(bator) of the White House Intern Program. And about his Christmas decorating, and tea parties with foreign leaders.
Because of the stupidity on the right, this is our certain future.
Right now, the real contest is between Hillary or Obama. John McCain can't beat them in November. Romney and his fancy digital brown underpants can't beat even himself. Or a giant hat with golden plates will fall on his fluorescent manhood.
So, it's the lesser of two evils. I could tolerate President Hussein. It would hurt like a bladder infection, but President Hillary and her First Gentleman would slay me and most of Amerika.
People mock Steve and I about how conservatives enjoy harming each other, rather than helping them. Look no further than the delegate count for the GOP candidates.
Pardon me, I have to go throw up.
Posted by Moxie at 11:31 PM | Comments (3)
January 28, 2008
global warming
or, I guess I should say climate change. Thanks Al Gore.
Posted by Moxie at 9:25 PM | Comments (4)
January 27, 2008
Hitler or Hillary?
Good lord, there is a god.
Go listen to my show, which is archived on the player to your right. And then go listen to Steve's show.
Steve and I had a great night. And I have to thank the brains behind NowLive.com.
Quite frankly, I'm pretty sure I'd be dead had I not found this site back in July of 2007. It is better than sunlight, anti-depressants, and hundreds of insincere Los Angeles "friends".
Go sign up, and start a show. You can thank me later.
Posted by Moxie at 10:24 PM | Comments (5)
MoxVox in 10 minutes
okay, losers and douchebags. Be there or be talked about!
Player will start automatically at 5, but the cool kids (and we know you want to be one too) sign up at NowLive so they can chat during the show.
It's positive peer pressure.
Posted by Moxie at 4:49 PM | Comments (0)
January 26, 2008
New day and time for MoxVox
Starting this Sunday, MoxVox will run from 5-6 PM Pacific, 8-9 PM Eastern. Or whichever comes first.
We will definitely be talking about the Billdebeast, and praising the fine Democrats in South Carolina for giving B. Hussein Obama a big win!
Wear your burka, pour yourself a beer and join Steve and me on Sunday.
Posted by Moxie at 4:44 PM | Comments (3)
January 24, 2008
MoxVox in 15 minutes
Click over to nowlive to chat with us.
Today's theme is "plastic people" and we hope to cover everything from actors to politicians.
Posted by Moxie at 3:44 PM | Comments (1)
The two headed Hildebeast
(emphasis is mine)
Bill has merged with his wife totally now, talking about “we” and “us.” “I never did anything major without discussing it with her,” he told a crowd
Obviously an enormous lie -- can you imagine if it were true?
Bill: Honey pie, I'm thinking about inserting a cigar into Monica Lewinsky's girl parts, and eventually soiling her blue dress with my love goo.
Hillary: Better hers than mine. Make it a cuban, find a good dry cleaner and don't get caught.
Meanwhile, this must be the first time they have "merged" since Chelsea was conceived.
Loads more good stuff in the article (pun intended). Check it out, since I'll be ranting about the Clintons on today's MoxVox.
4 PM Pacific, 7 PM Eastern
Posted by Moxie at 12:53 PM | Comments (0)
January 21, 2008
the first clean shaven chocolate
Sondra K talks about shaving her chocolate and then eating it. NASTY. And I love Sondra.
I asked if that chocolate was hairy and planning to vote for Hillary Clinton.
Because that makes sense. At least to me.
Oh the mind reels. Please, shave your chocolate before eating. It's for your health.
Posted by Moxie at 4:30 AM | Comments (6)
January 20, 2008
Code Blue Cooking at 6 PM Pacific
Steve is running his NowLive show tonight with video and he is talking about champagne chicken, one of the greatest foods known to mankind.
Click here at 9 PM Eastern, 6 PM Pacific
Posted by Moxie at 5:35 PM | Comments (2)
when real republicans vote...
We will have to wait for Florida on that one. January 29th seems so far away.
But I suspect the underground Marxists have re-registered to throw pork at Hillary's cankles. As if they could win an assist, and (oh some shiny prize for their mantle) the cankles could man-up up even more. 70 inch cankles? There is nothing Hillary can't do!
This conservative is voting for a Democrat, first ever Democrat, I might add. And I'm putting my vote towards Obama in the California primary. The clean black man. Wonderful. And a vote against that witch and her beard.
I think if TV producers were smart, during the writer's strike they would give Huckabee his own own show and maybe call on Ron Paul for co-host duties. He could be the evangelical's magical Oprah-man.
Glenn Beck could do rectal exams, and Hillary could be the fat bitch who tells people how to run their lives and spend their money.
After all of the above are cared for, we could elect a real President, like Rudy or B. Hussein.
Oh me and my pipe dreams
MORE: Michael has more on Batesline.
Posted by Moxie at 6:15 AM | Comments (4)
primary fright
I'm having a tough time understanding exactly WHO is voting in the Republican primaries and caucuses. Because it should be Republicans.
How is it that McCain, Romney and Huckabee keep winning, when good, solid conservatives like Duncan Hunter, Fred "sleepy" Thompson and RUDY barely register?
Mostly I hear about Dems changing their voter registrations, and voting up the candidates they think can be easily defeated by Billary or B. Hussein. It's dirty, and this primary season has been unlike any other in my adult lifetime.
Ann Coulter is backing a cult member?! I feel like I have been dropped into an alternate reality.
Do I have any readers (who are always registered Republican voters), in any state that has already held its primary and voted for McCain, Romney or Huckabee?
I'd love to hear from you. And if you are a talkative sort, I'd love to have you on MoxVox, Thursday -- if even for a few minutes.
It's not a debate show, I'm just curious to know what you find appealing about these clowns. And that comes from someone who was temporarily charmed by Huckabee's debate skills and humor.
Posted by Moxie at 6:00 AM | Comments (19)
My gallery is infected
I'm hoping to keep my jodhpurs out of the gaping maws of the ganges.
If you try to link to any of my gallery photos, you are redirected to some totally above board send-me-your-money.porn.biz site.
Where is my hero Evariste when you need him?! Oh. probably working. And being a good conservative. God loves him.
Anyone know how to get rid of this iframe spam/hack? I've spent about 5 hours looking through code and can't find it to delete it.
And yes, I say this because I want to start a, "The camera sure doesn't love Hillary Clinton" gallery. Mostly we will focus on her ankles, and the body parts/things that pass for a mouth and speaketh thine Clintonian lies. You know - like "I have had sex with that man. Bill Clinton. My beard husband." Yummy VRWC fodder!
Posted by Moxie at 2:10 AM | Comments (4)
January 18, 2008
girl fight
I can't believe I am about to defend a woman being catty -- especially when it involves Anna Wintour, Editor-in-Chief of American Vogue Magazine.
From Ms Wintour's latest editorial in Vogue, quoted in a Los Angeles Times Blog:
"The notion that a contemporary woman must look mannish in order to be taken seriously as a seeker of power is frankly dismaying. How has our country come to this? ... This is America, not Saudi Arabia."
The Los Angeles Times blogger misses the point with this:
Precisely, Anna. Right on. Just because you're chapped off that Clinton backed out on your recent Vogue cover, you go and make some silly, snitty statement that plays right into the right wing's criticism of our first female presidential candidate.
Hillary Clinton IS mannish. You don't have to be a member of the vast right wing conspiracy to admit that. I have friends on the far left who agree. But, btw, I'm glad to know where Monica Corcoran's politics fall.
And Anna Wintour had every right to make such comments -- EXACTLY because Hillary decided not to pose for the Vogue cover.
Hillary changed her mind because she didn't want to appear too soft, Hillary was terrified of losing votes for appearing glamorous (through the magic of photoshop) and losing all those votes from the unfashionable po folks she claims to represent.
March on, Hillary Clinton's penis. Keep a stiff upper lip.
Posted by Moxie at 1:19 PM | Comments (6)
January 17, 2008
MoxVox in 20 minutes
I'll be talking about the American Meathead reality show going on within viewing distance. And while speaking of dickheads, also, Hillary and Obama with the race and gender cards being in play. Why are Democrats so vicious?
You don't see anything nearly as cruel on the right.
Steve H. Graham will be my co-host as always. This time he is back in Miami without technical difficulties related to a rarely-used laptop. See you soon!
Log in on NowLive to chat with us.
Posted by Moxie at 3:40 PM | Comments (6)
January 15, 2008
The Humor Institute on the air in 10 minutes
Starts at 6 PM Pacific, 9 PM Eastern. We are talking about the Michigan primary, and other voterlicious issues.
Click here. Or go to NowLive.com.
Posted by Moxie at 5:48 PM | Comments (2)
accidental deletions
I received a glorious comment from frequent reader Ed. Here it is:
I sent Instapundit an email (one of only two times I did) when I noticed you were not on the blogroll anymore. He said it was an accident and had not meant to remove anyone, but that was what 6 months ago?Anyways I first found you through Instapundit and am glad that I did :)
Wow, now I feel guilty for talking shit about him! Deleting my blog (an active one) instead of the 100's of abandoned blogs was obviously an easy mistake. I do it all time, I'm sure.
So now, I'm going to see if he corrected the problem, so I can apologize and make amends. Okay, it seems he accidentally didn't add me back to the blogroll. Shocking.
Professor Heh must have added a blog that hasn't been updated in more than a year instead of mine. A mistake. No wonder they call him the Knoxville Knob.
That's a relief. I hate to be wrong. But I find it interesting that his "mistake" was pointed out and he has done nothing to remedy the situation. It's also a relief because once again I was correct.
I miss the 3 hits a day. But I'll get over it.
Posted by Moxie at 4:45 PM | Comments (3)
January 10, 2008
MoxVox in 5 minutes
with Dennis the Peasant and Steve H. Graham!
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January 7, 2008
BILL SAYS HE CAN'T MAKE HILLARY 'YOUNGER, TALLER, MALE'
but on the upside, she already has a penis, really thick, manly ankles and a wandering slick willy.
Are they trying to make our day, or are we just lucky?
Posted by Moxie at 12:21 PM | Comments (5)
Cry me a river...
From Mud Drudge:
"She doesn't want the Clinton brand to be damaged"
I nearly crapped my pants after reading that. Was that supposed to be humorous? Ironic? Laugh out loud funny, in that admission of guilt way?
Honestly, it sounds like a door-to-door salesman, hoping to peddle Tylenol in 1982.
Just saying....I'm sure the Clinton brand is sparkling and shiny. Who can resist a Clinton?
Also, I have a beautiful Channel suit to sell you, it was only moderately singed in a warehouse fire. Three times. And that only increases the suit's inherent character. And at only 75% off...who can resist adding that brand to your wardrobe?
Steve H. is right. Christmas was a few weeks ago but this HILLarity sure feels like a gift.
UPDATE:
Believe it or not I wrote the title of this post before watching Hillary turning on the "crying shemale" tactic, so famous with feminists.
Posted by Moxie at 10:44 AM | Comments (1)
and next! The UK....
I have to say, even if a Democrat takes the White House and I have to vocalize the words, "President B. Hussein" -- I'll be pleased if it means Hillary is put in her place.
Those ABC debates were truly hilarious. It was dreamlike; as if Joel Surnow and the Soul Patch Kids of the Half Hour News Hour finally hired decent writers and had a great comedy sketch.
All of the Dems were talking about how to take down Pakistan -- our ALLY.
Hillary basically said, she'd call President Musharraf to warn him -- only after the missiles were launched.
And then Hillary reminded us of her 35 years of proven experience in public service. Finally an explanation of all that tea time. Hillary herself explained, this proven experience consisted of her husband launching some missiles 10 years ago which missed OBL. By like, 5,000 miles.
Hillary is always good for women's rights. Basing her entire self-worth on the failings of her husband.
Last year at the range, I shot at a target with a Glock, and hit it in the throat. And I was a just a girl in a skirt, heels, sporting a pink shooting jacket warming up.
Bill Richardson said he thinks we should first remove President Musharaf. Then bomb Pakistan. I'm glad there is a consensus on the left.
John Edwards wants to replace nukes and Pakistan with bunnies.
Free fluffy bunnies in exchange for nukes. What terrorist won't make THAT deal? Convincing. Hard to pass up.
All of these people also don't understand pre-emptive strikes and act as if Saddam Hussein was some sort of good guy.
They wonder, why are we there? Why aren't we instead taking pre-emptive strikes on Pakistan? Australia? Or Canada! The United Kingdom! Who knows which ally might be next.
If I lived abroad, I'd be very worried about what is going on in the US.
We have some lefty lunatics, far worse than the alleged "idiot" in the White House right now, who "only" goes after countries whose leaders gave a bonus to douchebags who blew themselves up to kill the infidels. How silly, right?
How dare we be Christian, or Jewish or Buddhist or Atheist.
But if it ironically takes the man with no experience (B. Hussein) to finally put the Clintons in their place (the gutter), I'll deal with it and swallow the higher taxes and hope we don't bomb Pakistan. Or replace it it bunnies. Although that sounds really kind of relaxing and nice, if you forget about the poop.
Posted by Moxie at 4:23 AM | Comments (7)
I used to think...
Not so long ago, I used to think it was perfectly okay to date assholes. Now, I'd rather be 100% single than even casually date someone who registers a 1.0 on the douchbagitude Richter scale.
So I changed my mind over the course of a few years. Now...two questions:
Why do we hold Presidential candidates to different standards than we do ourselves?
And why does anyone even want to run for President -- unless they have the douchebag gene?
Posted by Moxie at 1:07 AM | Comments (9)
January 3, 2008
MoxVox in 30 minutes!
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Log in and chat with us. Or call in. Your choice entirely.
I guess we will be talking about the Iowa cock-us, writer's strike and my dickhead former landlord.
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